“Now some folks might accuse me of setting up a nice little bourbon beguile just to get a meeting with the British fella who’s been causing a stir, but I like to think of it as just being neighbourly.”
Waving a hand towards the seat, being a good host in his shitty little bar.
Jumps up, hand in air.
“Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Me! Me! Pick me!”