Uncanny Valley Gorls
Joined February 2024
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Just watched @thezacharymike’s vid & wanted to clarify for @quirkyloverosee or anyone else confused by the copyright matching tool "Enterprise". It's daunting and unless you have legal on retainer no one should be Copyspite striking.
#foodiebeauty just showed a kitchen cabinet secured with a CHAIN AND PADLOCK. 💀
WTF goes on in that apartment that Little Debbie of Damascus needs locked up?
Salah's got one hand on his nutsack and the other on the only key to the fucking Swiss Rolls.
#foodiebeauty window is open again and your skin is still skinning. You take care of your cats like you take care of your face.
Every one enjoy this moment. Salah won’t touch Cutie Cheesecake after a year with their parts apart and it’s the funniest day of Syria Season II. 👻
Imagine being so damn nosy about fat liar's international whereabouts that you accidentally develop a working knowledge of Python, machine learning, image compression, digital forensics, and neural networks.
“That picture looks fake.”
TATER: “It sure does, so I've begun training a convolutional neural network to account for YouTube's compression artifacts. The preliminary dataset consists of 600 photographs, three airports, and a shrub I cannot identify.”
#FoodieBeauty and the 4 CLUES:
The curb: old, crappy, debris-ridden gutter/sidewalk. Plain gray concrete with dried grass and assorted filth, yet somehow cleaner than her apartment has been for months.
The tree: A strange, distinctive tree with unusual foliage. Species currently unidentified. Unlike Fuzzy Brenda, it appears to have successfully established roots.
The pole: A very unusual pole with a round finial at the top (possibly a light), S-shaped projections on one side, and a straight projection on the other. Still unable to determine how far this particular pole would go up Salah's ass.
The background: Blue sky, scattered clouds, and absolutely no identifiable buildings or signage. Even the surrounding architecture has said, “You're on your own, bitch.”
AC / Lieutenant Tater Columbo, signing off for now.
(Just one more thing…)
#FoodieBeauty
Next stop: COLD TURKEY. ✈️ No THC+Relaxers. No Fast food franchises.
Just a decorative husband! ✨😭🤞
#foodiebeauty: May your diaper leak, your luggage never arrive, and your return ticket turn out to be fake. I can’t wait for your husband to see how you’ve grown as a person over the last year!
