@BoxEatingDad

leader and creator of the “montards”

Joined March 2020
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The New York Football Giants have the best QB in the NFL
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matt@mattybtweets69Aug 18
There should be an opposite Tiny Desk. Where some guy with a desk job works on stage at Madison square garden.
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@scenicresortsAug 15
Has there ever been a recording from one of these tiny desk things that’s not utter cringeworthy dogshit?
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Hackride
@ahackrideAug 18
Replying to @hack_mod24 @BoxEatingDad @BlindMike_ @CardiffElect
Lotta tears last year boss – at Santa Monica, CA
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Congrats on your new role! There’s no one better for the job
BoxEatingDad@BoxEatingDadAug 17
Proud to announce I am now the head of brand strategy and V.P of HR for @BlindMike_
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W.E.B. DaBoi
@Tyre_94Aug 1
Aa a smoker this shit is corny just play with the blunt in your hand like an adult and get brunt for a touchdown on 3rd & 14 by Kennesaw State
SUBX CANNABIS@SUBXWA1Jul 31
NOT passin QUIT askin 😂🎮💨
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Tim McMillan
@LtTimMcMillanJul 4
Year after year, this continues to be the best 4th of July fireworks video out there…
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Danhausen
@DanhausenADJun 16
Danhausen is requesting a one day contract with The KNICKSHAUSEN so he may retire from basketball’s as a champion of the world.
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vandul
@_vandulJun 14
You just created 100 Oliver Trees. Always test your coke. To Oliver Tree: rest now, brother. We have the watch, and I will see you in Valhalla. Dave Chappelle (getting serious 50min into his special): Oliver Tree was my friend and he died. He fucking DIED. I didn’t even know he was sick.
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Zach Gelb
@ZachGelbMay 27
I find it ironic that Dan wants Jaxson Dart to feel uncomfortable and is challenging the NY media to be tough when Dan was humming and hawing and said he was uncomfortable a few weeks ago and that’s why he refused to talk about his friend Dianna Russini.
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AJ Ewing: drafted by Billy Eppler Nolan McLean: drafted by Billy Eppler Jonah Tong: drafted by Billy Eppler Jack Wenninger: drafted by Billy Eppler Ryan Clifford: acquired by Billy Eppler None of these guys were from David Stearns.
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2023: Corona ended 2026: Hantavirus
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What is the charge? A birthday bj for the brown boy? A succulent birthday bj for my little brown boy?
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sword@SharpestEpeeApr 22
Replying to @NWordBiden
The NY Metrosexuals
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David Wright That guy rocked.
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Hoopla@pjp313Apr 5
Long time dabbler and gear head. Been through extremely rough past month and would mean a lot if you gave this visibility. @CardiffElect @BeDabbler @BlindMike_ @whoarethesepod @shalomshuli gofund.me/2e846205c

Donate to Support My Brother’s Stroke Recovery Journey, organized by Marisa Pilato

Hi everyone, I’m starting this fundraiser for my brother, who recently … Marisa Pilato needs your support for Support My Brother’s Stroke Recovery Journey

gofundme.com
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Lime and Mets@LimeMetsApr 3
Watching Sean Manaea throw 89 mph fastballs at midnight while I’m semiconscious
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Darryl Strawberry 🍓 called immediately to send Frank his love, prayers, & make plans for the “buddies” to hang very soon Incredible person & friend
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MLB
@MLBMar 9
Juan Soto CRUSHED a run-rule game-ending home run on Sunday 💪 Repost and reply for a chance to win this autographed @Topps Diamond Icons card!
2025 Topps Diamond Icons Diamond Drip Autographed card Juan Soto, New York Mets (01/25)

ALT 2025 Topps Diamond Icons Diamond Drip Autographed card Juan Soto, New York Mets (01/25)

World Baseball Classic
@WBCBaseballMar 8
JUAN SOTO WINS IT FOR TEAM DOMINICAN REPUBLIC! 🇩🇴
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Sourdeath Sam
@SourdeathSamMar 1
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei on the first day of war
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Big Cat
@BarstoolBigCatFeb 22
Let’s all agree to win with class. Remember, hockey is our 4th best sport as a country and it’s all Canada has so we need to be kind when we tell the rest of the world to suck our dicks from the back 🇺🇸 #Class
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