@Bowflexin

Don Bacon expert and antagonist, former Marine, In-N-Out fanatic, modern day Sisyphus

 Omaha, NE
Joined June 2011
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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I've got 4 table tickets for Nick Swardson tonight at the Funny Bone if anyone wants them. Doors at 930, show at 10. Just don't want them to rot, hit me up!
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Music has sounded like absolute shit on my computer for like two weeks now. Just realized I've had all bass turned off lol.
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PSA: Credit Karma ain't what it used to be. It's just guessing what your credit score is. It's fine for tracking debts and whatnot, but DO NOT make big plans based on what it's telling you. You DO NOT need the loans/cards it says will boost your score.
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Does anyone have a foil Sheoldred, the Apocalypse on MTGO I can buy?
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Apparently 3:48pm is a reasonable time to be closed. Good shit, Aidvantage, good shit.
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Just hot $31k in student loans discharged. Thanks, Joe!
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Got*. As you can see, I never actually completed the degree.
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The only negative thing on my credit report falls off and my score goes down somehow. Sweet system we got.
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Is there a name for drafting out of a complete set instead of boosters? I'm pretty sure they did it at an invitational or something but googling this is now impossible because of set boosters lmao
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Anyone know what this is all about?
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Maverick just pooped in the bath and Candace is losing her fucking mind lmaooooooooo
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Hey everyone guess what problem doesn't solve itself the way you hope/think/pray it will.
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The bubbles are also adding a surprising amount of suspense.
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Pence will win thr R nomination. He's gonna beat Biden. He's gonna nominate Bacon for SecDef. If Nebraska Dems aren't preparing for that special election process, you really should be. Sincerely, Guy that sees the future constantly
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Actually, Pence winning is basically the end of any hope for democracy so maybe disregard.
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And by the company they keep. Child pornographers, Russian agents, and financial fraudsters are somehow always getting caught around you. Weird.
Rep. Don Bacon 🇺🇸✈️🏍️⭐️🎖️
@RepDonBacon22 Aug 2023
I was banned from traveling to Iran— no plans to visit anyways. I was sanctioned by Russia — not going there either. Now, China hacked my email — the CCP wants me to remain silent on Uyghurs, Tibet, & Taiwan. I won’t. You can tell a lot about a person by their enemies.
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Cleaned out my office closet and found 5 pairs of deadstock shoes lol
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2,000 miles to go
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