Math 6 teacher... yes, on purpose
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Ms. Brown retweeted
I had a parent tell me the school “created the student dependence on phones.” That it’s “too late to put the genie back in the bottle.”
Girl, I did NOT purchase that phone, pay for the service and allow unrestricted access to it 24/7…
That was YOU.
Ms. Brown retweeted
Words I will be happy NOT to hear over the summer….
1. Bro
2. Bruh (yes, this is different than bro)
3. Bussin
4. Facts
5. Rizz
6. Cap
7. Slaps (as in, that song ‘slaps’)
8. Karen
9. SIMP
10. Sigma
11. AF
12. Cringe
Ms. Brown retweeted
Dear New Teacher,
You can love your job & be good at it & still be tired of it all by now. Ready for summer & a new group of students next year
Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
Ms. Brown retweeted
If a student comes to you right now asking for all their missing work, the correct answer is “I don’t accept late work”
Ms. Brown retweeted
In case you’re wondering what it’s like to teach middle schoolers: a student’s backpack spilled and it looked like a mini-Sephora. Another student lost their tooth and in a different class I had to tell them to stop making fart noises. It’s WILD over here!! 😵💫😂
Ms. Brown retweeted
Here's your annual reminder that starting the NCAA Men's National Championship game at 9:20 pm ET on a Monday is certifiably insane.
Ms. Brown retweeted
Admin to Teacher Phrases We Are Sick of…
“Remember your why’
‘Do it for the kids’
‘Try building relationships’
‘’Remember to practice self-care’
‘The Hattie data says’
‘‘Don’t forget about differentiating’
‘We will have a new curriculum that will address all of our needs’
Ms. Brown retweeted
Kids need consequences from people who love them, before they end up with consequences from people who don’t.
Ms. Brown retweeted
Anyway. This is the type of shit that happens when your admin suck at being leaders and let staff do whatever the fuck they want at the expense of literal children.
Ms. Brown retweeted
Things teachers want to say to parents…
-Take the phone away at night. Your kid isn’t getting enough sleep.
-Don’t believe everything your kid says. They lie…A LOT!
-Teach your kid to have some grit.
•Model kind actions.
-Stop blaming everyone for your kid’s issues.
Ms. Brown retweeted
My annual thought…
The day after the Super Bowl should be a national day off.
OR
The Super Bowl should be played on a Saturday.
