My dog Has more game Then every bard in Skyrim

Played Les Paul for my dog. 🐕 Played Rickenbacker too. 🎸 Both guitars? He looked at me like I owe him rent.

Gibson Les Paul? Fender Telecaster? Rickenbacker 360? Which guitar wins? 🐕🎸

The internet blows. My dog doesn’t. My guitars don’t. You’re welcome.

Went to Skyrim. Brought the dog. 🐕 And a guitar. 🎸 Met a Khajiit. 🐈

How I'm spending Valentine's Day: With my dog. With my guitars.

Her: “you awake?” Me: 🐕🎸

She said: “It’s me or the guitars.” I think I made the right call: 🐕🎸

I can’t. Really. I’m busy. Me:

Spoiler alert. I have plans. And the plans? They always win.

If I go to jail tonight... This is why. 👇

Women: he’s probably cheating on me Men:

3 guitars. 🎸 1 dog. 🐕 Guess which is his favorite?

What are you doing tonight? 🎸🐕

I can't. I'm busy. 🐕🎸

How I fight the Sunday scaries

My dog has opinions 🐕💭🎸

How your email found me? As it always does 🎸🐕‍🦺

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