Often spotted chugging a venti soy latte, careening down the streets of Back Bay or in a boutique fitness class ... insta/snap/tumblr: BostonMo

Joined January 2009
Summer 2020 - depressed, but tan!
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Sean William retweeted
I would give anything to drunkenly share a cigarette with a stranger outside of a bar in Faneuil Hall right now
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Sean William retweeted
Only straight people use the big light. Gays use multiple lamps.
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Anyone wanna get fake married so I can get a two bedroom with a dishwasher? I’ve got health insurance and am used to people cheating on me!
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Hear me out: Bianca de la Garza as the new host of Phantom Gourmet
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cher would organize the protest and kat would set a cop car on fire no need to pit two queens together please
i think we should have this conversation
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Nature is healing @universalhub
Traffic stopped temporarily due to an overheight truck on Storrow EB at University Rd @boston25
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PSA: if you're trying to set up a time "just to chat" with friends and someone gives a set end time, don't ask why they're not free for longer or try to get them to pick a time when they'll be free indefinitely. Not all of us are built for long video chats/phone conversations!!!
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I still love this meme but wish it didn’t become so accurate
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Sean William retweeted
I told a guy I was seeing before all this “I miss hanging out with you” and he responded “I miss a lot of things” – at Delaware, USA
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The #RHOBH editors are being too good to us this season, huh?
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Think of all the weird stuff that could replace the handshake. A loose shimmy. Mimicking a kiss like the guys do in Maverick Square. A stunning twirl. A swift kick to the shins. Endless possibilities!
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For better or worse this will forever be my desired aesthetic
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I just want to go to a goddamn bar – at New Hampshire, USA
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A couple of my friends are concerned that they won't be able to get their Botox refreshed and I want to feel bad for their first world struggles but am mostly really curious to see what happens to their faces, does that make me a terrible friend
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Sean William retweeted
Tell me something good that happened today. I’ll start: Just heated up some Chicken Parm for lunch. Delicious.
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Do not go to a man’s home for a hookup right now. You could get quarantined there and they don’t even have sheets. They definitely won’t have toilet paper. Maybe one bag of hot pockets. A can of Cheeto puffs. That’s all you’ll have. Is that what you want
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Coronavirus stress has led me to smoking a few cigarillos tonight which has led me to washing my hands multiple times to get rid of the smell. Is that how this works?
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Giving up coddling male egos for Lent
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