She/her. Veterinary surgeon and ultimate player.

Joined December 2009
After 7+ years of being together, I have figured out that Pat’s love language (both giving and receiving) is running to catch a clearly bad throw when we’re tossing around.
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2.5-year-old trying to convince me to give him a ball back that I had just taken away: “you can give it to me and then, and then… we can be a family!”
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Based on the number of red solo cups scattered around our house, you’d assume we had a pretty great party last night. In actuality, we’re potty training a 2-year-old boy who sometimes can’t get to the toilet in time. Visitors have been warned. #parentlife
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Our almost 2-year-old loves to talk loudly about the “big clock” that we see on the way out of daycare. Unfortunately he has not mastered the L sound yet.
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My beautiful, talented, loving, mindful, kind sister-in-law, Sarah Langenkamp was struck and killed by a truck while commuting home on her bike. She was in a marked bike lane. My brother has established this Bike Safety Memorial Fund in her name. gofund.me/55239f95
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Can I admit that I read the first bunch of “they’re a 10 but…” tweets as “they’re 10, but…” and could not understand why we were all roasting a 10-year-old.
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Georgia Bosscher retweeted
Schools scared to death. The truth is, one education under desks, Stooped low from bullets; That plunge when we ask Where our children Shall live & how & if
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Want to get a limited edition Monarchs jersey with your favorite player’s name and number on it? It doesn’t have to be me, but 19 would look reeeeally good on you…
Introducing the 2022 Milwaukee Monarchs! You can still sponsor these players and receive a limited edition @vcultimate PSP jersey by visiting vcmerchtent.com/collections/… Don't wait - players are selling out quickly!
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Maybe a little sad about not going to world games tryouts, but very happy to be home for my baby’s first birthday.
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(I can’t believe no one has made fun of the fact that he’s wearing Patagonia)
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Family pictures went well.
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My top song of the year is “hair dryer.” Thanks, Walter. 😑
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Backspacing a full sentence to fix a typo rather than reaching for the mouse.
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Work harder, not smarter.
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What I absolutely do not want to hear today is that the justice system failed. It worked exactly as it intended to, and that's what we're up against.
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Anyone need a hybrid-type player (who is really just a cutter and can only be trusted handling in a zone where she can’t huck it away as easily) for Master’s Worlds next year? 😬🍀
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We usually try very hard to have Walt get no screen time, but I have to admit I’ve been a little more lax when it comes to him watching women’s ultimate…
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…because this is totally formative and he’ll become an advocate for women’s sports as a 9 month old.
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