I wish I was as funny as I think I am.
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🔨 ɹǝʇsɐsᴉp ⛓ retweeted
We’re not asking you to shoot them like you shoot us, we’re asking you to NOT shoot us like you don’t shoot them...
🔨 ɹǝʇsɐsᴉp ⛓ retweeted
I feel like we are downplaying the “a couple of bombs found” part of the day idk
🔨 ɹǝʇsɐsᴉp ⛓ retweeted
This is a baby Platypus - never seen one before but thought you would like to see it
🔨 ɹǝʇsɐsᴉp ⛓ retweeted
Ok, folks. Personal self-interest duly noted, but I'm NOT down with all of this, "if old people die, oh well," rhetoric. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.
🔨 ɹǝʇsɐsᴉp ⛓ retweeted
They said just give Trump a chance. 3 years later and a good portion of us are locked in our houses, unemployed and trying not to have to use leaves from the yard for toilet paper.
#QuarantineQuotes
🔨 ɹǝʇsɐsᴉp ⛓ retweeted
"Mommy put on her nice leggings, I guess she's going to the mailbox" #QuarantineQuotes
🔨 ɹǝʇsɐsᴉp ⛓ retweeted
Shout out to the white people who's also tired of white people! Keep speaking up, we see you.
🔨 ɹǝʇsɐsᴉp ⛓ retweeted
This is Stevie. He was born with cerebellar hypoplasia. There’s no pain associated. He’s just at a higher risk of dancing in puddles. 14/10
