Not a famous rock star. And DEFINITELY not Bruce Springsteen. (satire?)
Colts Neck, N.J.
Joined September 2011
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Some people seemed upset that I called @realDonaldTrump a moron, so I wanted to clarify my remarks: He's also an asshole. #ImWithHer
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Check out the latest #Springsteen Poll-Cast, counting down your top 10 favorite tracks from 1998's "Tracks" box set: omny.fm/shows/wicked-local-o…
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Why isn't Bert the Cop even looking at the atrocious, and perhaps subversive, crimes that were committed by Crooked George B and his nitwit uncle? $8000 "lost" (is that possible?) - A total disgrace!
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The Fake News Media builds George Bailey up as a Saint, when in actuality he is the exact opposite. His broken down Building&Loan is doing TREMENDOUS damage to Bedford Falls! George B and his gang of Angry Garlic Eaters must be stopped!
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The @NewYorker caption contest has screwed me again! How could they not pick this one? Granted, it's a thinker. #BillyJoel @nyercartoons
Great spending some time with Bono & he gave Patti such a nice thank you gift. Who knew there was a "Black Pudding" @TheYankeeCandle?
And Billy Joel keeps holding the phone backwards against his forehead. This really isn't supposed to be that complicated. #HeadsUp
Bono asks Billy Joel if he got the new @U2 album & Billy says, "I figured it would just show up on my phone in the middle of the night." Then he put Bono in a headlock and gave him noogies. #FriendshipGoals
Nice to have a few days off from the show, but my phone still buzzing with ticket requests. Calm down @Lin_Manuel, you'll get tickets when I say you get tickets! #pushy
If I have to hear Bono talk one more time about how big his stupid screen is, I'm gonna plotz. #itsnotthesizeitshowyouuseit
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☎ @SenatorCollins & ask her to please vote NO 202-224-2523 &☎ your Senators 202-224-3121 Please ☎ now pscp.tv/w/bPAWGjF4TmphWVhXT0…
Billy Joel has been living in my barn for so long that the horses have accepted him as one of their own. The foals keep trying to suckle him.
Now Billy Joel is mad that Bono gets the guest bedroom and he has to sleep in the barn. "I'm sleeping on hay fer chrissakes!" he says. TAKE A HINT BILLY
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(THREAD) This is a thread about Donald Trump. If what it says conforms with how you feel, I hope you'll consider sharing it with others.
But to get in you have be able to sing the entire Steel Mill songography. Just try that you corporate fatcats! /4
So to make up for it I'm going to embark on a tour of local American Legion halls. Tickets will be $14.50 each. /3
Ticketmaster said their algorithm would take into account the genuine love in each fan's heart. Sounded sketchy but I'm not a tech guy. /2