Boro_Monkey

Commentary was quite funny. Saying Joseph must be frustrated at not getting the same service as Lankshear. Weird that. When you spend the night either standing behind defenders or just generally being in really shit positions. Looks like a pub player.

Bullied by Wrexham is fucking pathetic.

This has been dire tonight. Jesus.

U21s looking pretty handy against Valencia tonight.

My Italian mate who lives in France is going to the game on Saturday in the Watford end. And I couldn't get a ticket for the away end. 😂😂 Might have to get a season ticket next year just to get to the odd away game. UTB.

Patiently waiting for my daughter's football tournament to be cancelled today because of the MASSIVE FUCKING STORM! No doubt they'll try and do the tournament anyway. It will be shit and everyone will be miserable.

Been really fucked over by my idiotic management team today. Might have a beer later.

Looking forward to the album. @amelia_coburn

I'll never understand why I'm watching adverts on Amazon Prime... a streaming service I'm already paying for.

Every time I try to start FC27 today, my PS5 dies and needs to repair.

Never in my wildest dreams as a youngster, did I ever realise how much of a complete fucking ballache it would be in the working world, to have a surname that is also a common first name.

Lost my voice screaming GET THE BAAAAALL! at a bunch of 12 year olds. Scored a goal and they're celebrating like they've just got a last minute winner. 4-2 down with less than 10 minutes to play. GET THE BAAAAAALLLL!

My Oasis code slot is... when I'm coaching an U13s football match tomorrow. Ffs.

If everyone who isn't Oasis could stop emailing me, that would be great. Thanks.