
Off the grid, but never out of options. π @BornStreetX | SOLDAT INCONNU
Paris, Ile-de-France
Joined February 2026
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I SHAVEDβ¦ AND ALMOST LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! β€οΈ
One day, I decided to shave, thinking I'd surprise my wife with a fresh new look. But surprise! She wasn't impressed at all! π€£ Turns out, she loved me better with my beard.
I wanted to surprise my wife, but instead, I almost lost my biggest fan!
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Y'all men pretend never to be interested in Mad women or Ugly girls, so who actually gets these people pregnant!!!
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Can women cum from scissoring ?like do lesbians actually cum from just scissoring or they just do it for the plot and use dildos on themselves when they actually wanna orgasm.
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When the welder was bored, he tried to make a miniature statue from iron metalπ
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Women never see an issue with their energy until you return it.
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If you're wondering what to watch today this is the one.
Masterpiece scene π¬ π₯
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See Dancegod den ein boys ππ. if you like give up π€£.
We go come to Dancegod en haircut later π€£
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Mr Gyan explains how he got arrested in the USA. I always as a gangster or someone on the street, never love cos shit would haunt you
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My wife and I chose a known sperm donor when we decided to have our son. Before moving forward, we talked through every detail. We agreed he wouldnβt take on a parental role, though weβd send him occasional photos and updates.
For four years, that arrangement worked exactly as planned.
Then, a few weeks before our sonβs birthday, my wife raised the subject while we were organizing the party.
Wife: βI think we should invite the donor.β
Me: βInvite him to what?β
Wife: βThe birthday party. He asked whether he could finally meet our son.β
Me: βWhy does he need to meet him?β
Wife: βHeβs four now. He isnβt a baby anymore. I think it would be good for them to meet.β
Me: βWe agreed he wouldnβt have a parental role.β
Wife: βOne meeting doesnβt make him a parent.β
Me: βThen why does he suddenly want to see him?β
Wife: βHe said heβs curious about the little boy and would really like to meet the child he helped bring into the world.β...
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if like Asake and jcole turn doctor and engineer like how i go listen good music .
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Football β½οΈ
Premier League, Game Week 10
Arsenal vs Hull City
Emirates Stadium
Great match... πΏ
HULL CITY is an equally competitive team and as dangerous as ARSENAL; the Gunners are!
5' Minutes
Arsenal vs Hull City
Who is going to win this match, i wonder
#ARSHUL
40%Arsenal will win
45%Hull City will win
15%Match will be drawn
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Some of una dey monitor other people's progress as if na your monthly salary depends on it.
You know who bought a car, who travelled abroad, who got married, who got paid by Elon musk and who built a house.
But your own plans are still in draft mode. π€£
Abeg, face your life!
No be everybody's success you must investigate.
Donβt go looking for trouble where thereβs none.
Naija life is already stressful enough.
You see peace, you say, βMake I investigate small.β
Before you know it, the matter wey never concern you don become family meeting, WhatsApp group discussion and police investigation. ππ
Sometimes, just mind your business, sip your garri and thank God for peace.
No be every gbas gbos you must attend. π€£
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MMA fighter Lucero Acosta may have turned an embarrassing moment into a massive payday. π
The 32-year-old suffered a TKO defeat against Shannon Clark during her PFL debut after a wardrobe malfunction briefly exposed her chest during the live broadcast.
But here's the twist: Acosta later revealed that the incident brought her extra money on OnlyFans, even hinting at a staggering $500,000 figure.
She lost the fight, but the viral moment may have delivered an unexpected financial victory.
Talk about turning a setback into an opportunity! ππ°
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You can't script Mario Balotelli; the man just radiated main character energy anywhere in Manchester
The hotel charged me for a meal I never ordered, and when I asked them to check the bill, they discovered something much stranger.
I checked out of a hotel on Sunday morning after spending two nights there.
Everything was fine until I got an email about an extra $86 charge.
I called the reception desk.
Me: βHi, I just checked out, but I noticed an extra $86 on my bill.β
Reception: βThat would be your restaurant charge, sir.β
Me: βRestaurant charge? I didnβt eat at the restaurant.β
Reception: βOur records show that you charged a meal to your room last night.β
Me: βWhat time?β
Reception: βAround 8:40 p.m.β
Me: βI was outside the hotel at that time.β
Reception: βPerhaps someone ordered on your behalf?β
Me: βWho would have permission to do that?β
Reception: βLet me check with the restaurant.β
A few minutes later, the receptionist came back on the phone.
Reception: βSir, the order was placed under your room number.β
Me: βCan you tell me what was ordered?β
Reception: βTwo steaks, two desserts, and a bottle of sparkling water.β
Me: βTwo steaks? I was travelling alone.β
Reception: βOhβ¦β
Me: βCan you check who signed for the order?β
Reception: βThe restaurant says it was delivered to room 214.β
Me: βI was staying in room 241.β
There was a long silence.
Reception: βCould you hold on for a moment?β
I waited while they checked the restaurant records.
The receptionist eventually returned.
Reception: βSir, Iβm very sorry. It looks like there was a mix-up with the room numbers.β
Me: βSo someone in room 214 ate the food, and you charged my room?β
Reception: βYes. Weβll reverse the charge immediately.β
Me: βThank you. Could you also email me the corrected bill?β
Reception: βOf course.β
I thought that was the end of it.
But about an hour later, I received another email from the hotel.
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WWE Superstars!!
The kid. The dream. The legend.π₯Ήβ₯οΈ
π€ Made with AI
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Remembering Maureen O'Sullivan (1911β1998)
Maureen O'Sullivan will forever be remembered as Jane Porter, the beloved companion of Tarzan, portrayed by Johnny Weissmuller in the classic Hollywood adventure films.
She played Jane in six Tarzan movies between 1932 and 1942, becoming one of the most iconic actresses associated with the legendary jungle adventures.
Alongside Johnny Weissmuller, she helped create some of the most memorable moments in Hollywood's golden age of adventure cinema.
Who remembers Maureen O'Sullivan as Jane.
























