Introducing Bored British: a distinguished luxury tea and coffee brand Made by Apes (MBA#495). Founder: @jpnspy
London, UK 🇬🇧
Joined May 2024
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The atmosphere at the @ArtverseParis event was absolutely electric, filled with fantastic energy and unforgettable vibes.
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UK Apes have cooked something exclusive up for Christmas 🇬🇧🦍🎄
@BoredBritish x @UKApeClub x @BoredApeYC presents “Apes before Christmas”
Max cap is 30 guests at this historic venue, a private club for UK Gov officials
Expect good vibes, great apes, Mudwater games and festive brews
Plus, there could be some gifts for those naughty and nice apes 🃏
If you’re available to come down to London on 18th December, RSVP on Luma asap
Link below
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CRYPTO CONFESSIONS!!!!!!!!
Be honest, we've all been there. 😂
What's your biggest crypto red flag?
A. Buying because someone said "100x incoming."
B. Checking the charts every 3 minutes.
C. Saying "I'm holding long-term" when you're actually down 80%.
D. Taking financial advice from a bloke called CryptoKing420.
No judgement. We're all mates here. 🤝😂
#BoredBritish #Coffee #Crypto #CryptoCoffee
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When life gets a bit bearish, at least the tacos are bullish😂
Happy Tacos Tuesday!
#BoredBritish #Crypto #TacoTuesday
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GM, Legends☕
Put the kettle on, steep something proper, and try not to have a full-blown meltdown over the charts before breakfast.
The market can wait. Tea comes first. 😂
Have a cracking Tuesday!
#BoredBritish #Crypto #Tea
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The apes are gathering for a little British Christmas magic! 🎄
Good vibes, great apes, and festive brews. 🦍
London, December 18th. Don't miss it!
#ApesBeforeChristmas #BoredBritish #Crypto #Apestogetherstrong
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The blue-chip NFT market is showing some interesting movement.
Here's a quick floor-price check:
CryptoPunks: 30.40 ETH | +7.2% (30D)
BAYC: 5.72 ETH | +6.2% (30D)
Pudgy Penguins: 2.10 ETH | +27.6% (30D)
Pudgy Penguins is leading this trio on 30-day floor appreciation.
Meanwhile, CryptoPunks still commands roughly 46% of the NFT market cap tracked by CoinGecko.
Floor price, trading volume, and market dominance tell different stories. Watch all three.
Which collection are you keeping on your radar?
#Crypto #Coffee #BoredBritish #NFT
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GM CT☀️
Every great thing starts with showing up, one day at a time. One cup, one step, one win at a time.
Another batch of Bored British goodness is ready. Are you ready to make today count? ☕️
Order now at BoredBritish.co.uk
#BoredBritish #Coffee #GM #Crypto
Did you know?
Ethereum gas fees have nothing to do with actual gas!
They're payments for the computing power needed to process transactions on the network.
Crypto has its own fuel station!
#Ethereum #Crypto #BoredBritish
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GM, Crypto fam! ☕
Reminder: The charts will still be there when you get back. The sun is out, the grass is real, and your legs deserve to remember what walking feels like. 😂
Close the tabs. Touch some grass. You can degen again on Monday.
Happy Friday!
#GM #Crypto #BoredBritish #Coffee
A little tea, a little peace. ☕️
Not every evening needs a plan. Sometimes, all you need is a warm cup, a quiet moment, and absolutely no market notifications. 😂
What’s brewing in your cup tonight?
#BoredBritishTea #CryptoCoffee
ETH down 6.5%. BTC down 5%. NFT volume down 44%.
CryptoPunks holding around 30 ETH, but the wider NFT market is still bleeding.
Dollar floors are compressing with ETH, and volume remains quiet.
No real rotation yet. Could get worse before it gets better.
I'm watching the floors, not chasing the hype.
#NFTs #Ethereum
How many sats make up 0.5 BTC?
A. 5 million
B. 50 million
C. 100 million
Drop your answer below!
#BTC #Crypto #BoredBritish
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GM, Crypto Twitter! ☕️
Charts before breakfast. Coffee before decisions. 😂
What's on your watchlist today?
#CryptoCoffee #NFTCommunity #BoredBritish #Crypto
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PROJECT SPOTLIGHT: CryptoPunks
The OG NFT collection is giving us something interesting to watch.
Floor: 30.41 ETH
24H volume: +353.7%
7D volume: -7.5%
30D sales: 90
Here's the interesting part: daily volume is surging, but weekly volume is still down.
Is this renewed interest or just a short-term trading spike?
The next few days will be worth watching.
Don't just watch the floor. Watch the volume.
#CryptoCoffee #NFTs #CryptoPunks
GM, frens ☕🎄
Apes Before Christmas is coming to London! 🇬🇧
Bored British Tea x ApesUK are hosting a festive meetup on Fri, 18th Dec, 5:30–10 PM GMT. Good vibes, great apes, and a little British Christmas spirit. 🎅
Grab your tea and RSVP on Luma before spots run out.
#GM #BoredBritishTea #ApesUK #ApesBeforeChristmas #BAYC
