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After a quick whizz around England I'm not surprised @BorderEngland has stressed out. What an embarrassing #TurdWorldCountry #BrexitReality England is!
#StoolBritannia #SewageParty #SewageScandal
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Border of Rockall retweeted
Like a dinosaur whose brain has not yet realised that its body is dead... 🥱
No character, no honour. No thought for anyone but himself. So no change there then!
For heaven's sake man, GO.
#BorisOut
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Cheering up @BorderEngland tonight; we're both guests of @BorderCymru in #Llandudno where we have snuck into the back of @VenueCymru to see @aussiefloyd 😊
#Border night out 😍🤫
No #maskrefusniks here😷 it's a clear requirement 😷 – at Llandudno, Wales
(Covering for @BorderEngland currently in rehab)
Border of Rockall retweeted
⏳TIME⌛️
In response to urgent faxes asking “what time is it?” we must be categorical:
We are not sure
The spreadsheet with the polling results answering “when should Kentish clocks (of Kent) go back?” has been ^mislaid^
Pls assume it is somewhere between 9 & 11am
#CLARITY
Filling in, whilst @BorderEngland rests & recuperates.
Hmmm. So....
Q: Why do twice as many people smoke in Brighton, compared with other similar sized towns nearby?
Supply chain issues all fixed? Nope!
Today in a Tesco in the south of England
(Covering for @BorderEngland)
#Drivershortage #BrexitReality
#brexit
😬
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I feel so.... dirty, just touring England. Back home for me, and I'll cover for @BorderEngland from there.
#TurdWorldCountry #TurdReich #StoolBritannia #SewageScandal #sewage
And still more... Off for a drink with @BorderOrkney to recover!
Border of Rockall retweeted
We rarely listen to British state radio station for idiots “TalkRadio” BUT…
We greatly admire the Brits’ famous can do* attitude that now extends to…<checks notes, rubs eyes> ^growing concrete^
Mike's interview with Insulate Britain spokesman Cameron lasts less than a minute.
@Iromg | @InsulateLove
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You cannot grow concrete.
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