@Bootytime69

this account is for entertainment purposes only even tho no one is ever entertained. I’m just riffin and a silly goose so please don’t take anything seriously.

Joined August 2020
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How was it that plastic and global warming was such a big issue but then we made 3d printing a thing and data centers?
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Is there a … Mama New Guinea?
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If they’re serving cunt I’m sending it back.
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Holy shit if you think about it all the SpongeBob characters also each have a distinct laugh like the characters in one piece.
SpongeBob Archive 2@spongearchive2
Aug 19
spongebob x one piece commercial is so cool
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Holy shit if you think about it all the SpongeBob characters also each have a distinct laugh like the characters in one piece.
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm
Aug 19
First look at a ‘SPONGEBOB’ x ‘ONE PIECE’ commercial for McDonalds
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I swear the stupid “hand heart symbol” is as cringe as the hunger games
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Aug 20
Lindsay Clancy brutally strangled her 3 kids to death Current scene outside the courthouse:
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Christina Pazsitzky is like if Amy Poehler were hot.
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Tapping the top of her head like Sora opening a chest with the key blade while she suckin on that thang
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All you ladies Funko Pop yo pussy like dis
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A man dealing with a woman on her period is both very lucky and both very unlucky at the same time
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Honestly idk if I’ll ever be ok with Ariana Grande not being thicc. Feels like a huge missed opportunity.
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Like this for good luck
srs@srscandy
Aug 18
lord I have not ignored a single cat on my tl please
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Sheamus really in the door dash commercial even tho he don’t work there no more. #wwe #wweraw
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🤖 Made with AI
Aspersion Caster@AspersionCaster
Aug 14
Shane Gillis - Pussy getter since way back
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The only Gravity that matters is a song by John Mayer
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CM Punk leaving WWE to do UFC is like when Michael Jordan left the NBA to play MLB
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I swear if this is the reason we’re supposed to “lose gravity” on the 7th or whatever I’m gonna be so mad
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*me trying to poop quietly. Im taking a sshhhit.
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Someone please get Ron Pearlman to play Perez Hilton in the movie. Please
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Sunshine Lemons retweeted
Frankie 📎 Fey
@frankiefey
Aug 5
i feel like the human version of the orange grease from leftover spaghetti that ruins all the tupperware
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