Booth Extra Ranch

Is the Salmon fresh? If by "fresh" you mean left over from Fri a.m. delivery and sat here all weekend, then "yes".

The best part of Valentines day is no large parties!

Know how when you invite people over for dinner you buy the food just to make the specific dishes you want to serve? So de we, hence:Menus.

Internet is down for lunch rush, cue the panic!

People who want to go to a "no tipping" system must like the service they get at the DMV. #restaurants

Ala "A Christmas Story" every time I bring customers extra ranch I say "Show me how the piggies eat!"

"These fries are good!" I know, I ate a bunch off of your plate before I brought it out to you! #servertruth

I'd love to hear about a restaurant that opens on Christmas Day and NONE of the staff shows up.

Do you like working Christmas Day? No? Then don't go to places that are open that day! Don't be part of the problem.

Basically, rolling silver is the water-boarding of the server world. #serverproblems

My years of experience allow me to colorfully describe this seared Chilean sea bass, and all you hear is "something 'bout Chilli".

So much for my Twitter mash up idea. Nobody likes my John Wilkes Booth Extra Ranch idea.#MASHUP

"We need reservations for Christmas Day, at 2:00. Party of ten" Sure! We look forward to making your holiday memorable! (We are closed ).