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Joined June 2011
ÓMÒFÍOLAHUN 🥰🥰🥰
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Olamide-Burukutu.
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Baba Alapini joined Jigan live and told him his car has been with the mechanic for over 3 weeks and Jigan started calling his gifters and they raised the money for Baba ❤️
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Shey Matta dey always cr@se nhi ,😂😂he no even think say nah Seun Pizzle ,nah so e wire both Pizzle and his baby man curse ,Pizzle sef no believe Wetin he ear hear 😂😂,I hear “Seun Pizzle,koni fa fun Eyin ati Temmy”guy I no fit laugh alone 😂😂😂😂
I love the way Matta is trynna handle the fight between smart Bm and Bobby money here ,and I like the fact that Bobby isn’t feeling somehow and hes trynna apologize,but smart btw ,what’s he feeling like ,someone is already trynna apologize to you then you con dey act like Merlin,make he gettat jarey 😔
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Work on your volume if you are in Public. 😭😂
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Nobody fit catch Olomitutu for me ??? 😂
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There’s a Yahoo guy in my compound who spent over ₦10,000,000 on his traditional marriage and wedding last year. After the wedding, everything was going well until he got into trouble with the EFCC. Some of his property and money were seized. When he returned, he started living a more average life because he no longer had the money to fund his expensive lifestyle. Ever since he came back from detention, his wife has been disrespecting him because he can no longer “press money” the way he used to. Last month, their house rent of ₦1,200,000 became due and he couldn’t afford to renew it. He told his wife they would have to move to a cheaper place he could afford. She replied that it would be over her dead body — she refused to live in a poor area.
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Omo ,make una geh money oo,seyi vibes no actually lie when he says “money nah the formula big girls dem know”😂,nah every girl wan chop Matta at this point ,even this ewa wey go dey feel like Merlin ,I like the way Matta no take it easy with am and the questions e dey ask am 😂😂
Omo ,after Matta and Bobby settings ,nah Matta and Zeez settings follow next ,Wetin dem dey think go this kain length,the werey dey ask say why bandit no dey for Nigeria again say the thing no sweet laidat ,well when e be say nah London the werey dey ,I love the way Matta switch up on him asap 😂😂😂
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A kid threw a stone at this Nigerian man’s windscreen in the UK and he caught him. Listen to the questions he asked the police about b3ating the child up😂😭😭
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I have a friend who moved into a serviced apartment complex in Lekki where they pay a heavy annual service charge for security, cleaning, and diesel generation. Last month, their landlord introduced a mandatory new rule: everyone must pay an extra 80,000 naira monthly 'Generator Maintenance Surcharge,' regardless of whether you travel out of town or use solar energy in your flat. Three of the tenants formed a union to challenge the arbitrary fee and requested a proper financial breakdown; the landlord brought electricians at 6:00 AM, cut off the power supply to their units, removed their front door handles, and locked them out of the compound gate. They didn't beg or argue; one of them was related to a soldier. When his uncle came, other tenants called the landlord. He came to open the gate with lots of pleas 🙏, returned everything that he removed and promised not to disturb them ever. Two days later, he sent his lawyer to serve them a quit notice.
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Ronaldo has scored against Juventus the most in Champions league Messi has scored against Shakhtar Donetsk the most in CL Ronaldo has scored against Atletico Madrid the most in Laliga Messi has scored against Eibar the most in Laliga Ronaldo has scored against Germany the most Messi has scored against Bolivia the most Ronaldo=big game player=🐐
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Wait, so Chelsea are the only team that have given this PSG side a proper beating?
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The bastard is dead now.
During EndSars back then, they sent this guy and his cohorts to protest against the EndSars protest in Abuja…. Just look at him 😭💔
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Replying to @JosephTshabal17
The guy doesn’t have kids so he step up and him and the mom of this kids they bought a house together so they want him out since the mom is gone
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🚨🗣 Cesc Fabregas when asked if he is looking forward to manage Chelsea or Arsenal in the future: “While I hope to manage Chelsea one day, I do not feel the time is right just yet. Chelsea is one of the biggest clubs in the world, and I would not want to take on a role of that magnitude unprepared. I plan to step into the dugout only after I have gained sufficient experience managing high-pressure environments. I want to arrive ready to win, because at a club like Chelsea, losing is simply not an option.”
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They are always prettier afterwards 😂😂😂
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A struggling young woman faces heartbreak, humiliation and regret after a costly mistake changes her future.
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Adeherself dey tell Bobby wetin comment section talk and he dey answer until he ask her why EFCC carry her 😂😂💔
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This is content 😂😂
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If you no get mind and whatever you do in this life ,never find yourself for Zeez and Sparkoo settings,that two combo Ehn ,dem go send you to heaven come back ,I really pitiy captain teller wey go join there settings,dem use he eye see shege sha ,dm just Dey Enter his body come outside😓
Omo Zeez nah baba werey oo,see as he dey useless Seun Pizzle brother online 😂😂,nah jeje he kuku stay wey momma dessy bring am con introduce am to Zeez say make he meet Pizzle brother oo,nah so Zeez take an personal say very soon ,he go dey bring him mom grandma grandpa including there Olori Ebi come TikTok 😂😂😂
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Jasmine went FULL Nigerian and hit Carter Efe with “GOD GO PUNISH YOU” 😭🤣🇳🇬 Carter got confused, claiming he never taught her to say it to HIM and that it’s a “vulgar word” 😭😂 “……I did not tell you…I said do that to other people, not for me…” 💀🤣
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