Shedeur shouldn't be in the league, just like Bronny in the nba. And no amount of rappers, entertainers, nor Neon nut-swingers' testimonials are gonna make him legit. The more coordinated noise the machine makes for him, the more he needs it.
They'll probably fine him for that to send a message to anyone even thinking of accessing their testicles.
These are more on-the-nose: Illiterate Millionaire, Brave Racism Survivor, Diddy Party Pincushion, Love My Black Queens/Only Wife Mighty Whitey, FauxJabb'd (Tuskegee, bitch), *Probably Concussed, So Ask Me For $$.
I see he went low-key by wearing the pink beanie, so as not to trigger everyone into remembering his pink starfish before his first Diddy Party.
You aren't a 17 year old at a track meet who used to murder another minor because you're too much of a pussy to knuckle up, like a man would. They're always talking shit about how tough they are, but when the convo dries up and it's go time, they bring a knife to a fist fight.




