vial of cortisol what was cursed by a witch to feel emotions and tweet • international teen podcasting consultant • art twitter: @bonforet
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Hey @liberal_party I already registered, but everyone I know who’s tried to register today is getting an error message. Are there server issues going on?
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1) Biden steps down
2) Harris picks Sonic the Hedgehog to be her new VP
3) Harris steps down
4) President Sonic the motherfucking Hedgehog
I need the @Stillbuff team to know that I covered for a class of 8 year olds recently, and upon receiving an iPad the FIRST thing they did was google big chungus and their dads
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My 12 Favorite Podcasts of 2022 - A Guest List by Welcome to Night Vale (@NightValeRadio) Creator Joseph Fink (@PlanetofFinks) bloody-disgusting.com/podcas…
Listening to @EmptyBowlShow when you can’t sleep is a gamble bcs the probability of eating a bowl of midnight cereal increases exponentially
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i bought this sick shirt from an artist on ig that says “transphobia has no place in this world” and then debuted it with unfortunate cropping on an important work zoom
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I talk about this in on tour, and often in my interviews, but find that it is also often cut down or cut out when published, so. Oil sands corporations and the Alberta government are knowingly killing Indigenous people with industrial carcinogens. They will kill workers too.
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me, editing: I can read the waveforms. that one there, that's a laugh. just one laugh. one solitary laugh. I could make it two, you know? two little laughs. I could do that and no one would know
my friend, who was invited under the false pretenses of hanging out: okay
u stab me and an eel pokes out of the wound, reprimanding u. u feel a blush rise recognizing that what u did was pretty rude. the eel hangs curtains
They say we don’t know where eels come from but our intestines are right there? Don’t you feel them, wriggling, becoming
you: hey, how are you?
me: oh you know just cool and normal
[I start vibrating and levitating but you have to agree it is in a cool and normal way]
