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Burdened with glorious purpose. I decode sports events.

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Joined March 2023
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“There is no weapon more deadly than the will.” -Bruce Lee
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"gen z" "40s"
wtf is gonna happen when Gen Z are the 30/40yos. Bc they do not seem to be adjusting to adulthood well
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Every language that ever had to survive a winter remembers which food was the prize, and which one was the insult. The best of anything: - The fat of the land - The cream of the crop - The land of milk and honey - Kill the fatted calf - Living high on the hog - Bring home the bacon The worst of anything: - A vegetable, for someone whose brain has gone - A couch potato - Small potatoes - Not worth a bean - Paid peanuts - A turnip, for a failed England manager Nobody ever promised a people a land of lentils and oats. The phrases were written by people who knew hunger, and they were never confused about which food meant you had made it.
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i’m giving one of you a fucking ROLEX like + repost + follow me one random winner picked 48 hours from this tweet. no purchase necessary
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Aajonus Vonderplanitz was given weeks to live at twenty-one. He had gone through surgery for a stomach tumor, then radiation, then chemotherapy. The treatments left him with multiple myeloma, blood and bone cancers, and a body that was failing. Doctors stopped offering options. He stopped accepting them. He left the hospital and began drinking raw carrot juice and raw milk. The decline slowed. He later added raw meat. He said the change was the one that mattered. He spent the next decades eating the same way: raw beef, raw fish, raw eggs, raw cream, raw butter, and vegetable juices. He called it the Primal Diet. He wrote books describing what he had done and what he claimed others could do. He fought legal cases to keep raw milk available. He lived on the diet himself. In August 2013 he was at a farmhouse in Thailand. He walked onto a balcony to empty rinse water from a wound on his hand. The railing gave way. He fell and died days later at sixty-six. He had refused the last treatment the doctors offered. He had kept eating the food he said had kept him alive. The railing broke.
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The average person when told the truth will still seek some other way. –Ernest Holmes
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You can’t make this up. The timing and links are ridiculous. Hull City are a Yorkshire club nicknamed The Tigers, and their fans literally sing “mauled by the Tigers.” The chant went viral after Hull City fans broke it out facing Manchester United earlier this year. Now a man dies in Yorkshire after a tiger attack, while Manchester United are playing and tomorrow Hull face Everton.
BREAKING: A man has died after entering the tiger enclosure at a wildlife park in Yorkshire, according to police. Sky News correspondent Anjum Peerbacos has the latest. Read more: trib.al/ZY6Xflk 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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Been laughing at this for about 10 minutes straight
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The unbeaten run continues 💯 It's a SEVENTH Beijing final for @DjokerNole. @ChinaOpen | #ChinaOpen
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So Fresh, So Clean 🔥 Watch Falcons-Saints at 8 ET on ESPN and the ESPN App 🍿
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Norwegian is a beautiful language
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Scandinavia is also full of this garbage. A bunch of pussy starved, low testosterone men with no self respect, hanging around girl bosses and whores who are insufferable, laughing at their shitty, retarded jokes in the hopes of getting laid. Then those women end up sleeping with someone else because hookup culture is so normalized, and will settle down at 35 with one of these guys because they're always there waiting. The feminization is literally encoded into society on a level that I cannot describe. As a result: - One of the highest rates of STDs. - One of the highest divorce rates. - One of the highest rates of single motherhood. - Feminism, promiscuity, atheism (they claim Christianity, but they're not), no gender roles, masculine women, feminine men. Immigration is not the only problem the West or Scandinavia in this case, is facing.
When I try to conceptualise what eternal hellish torment may look like, it’s something like being one of these guys.
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Replying to @jacksfilms
Creeper, ah man
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The ultimate cope game for low status men. You can't get dates in real life?? Here you can be a chad with your stacey GF in a game. You can't get the cars and apartments you want IRL so now you can cope with a shitty virtual version of it
GTA 6 gym and bodybuilding system: - Consuming food affects Jason and Lucia’s weight, while exercising visibly builds and tones their muscles - You’ll need to register at the gym reception and purchase a membership. - You can buy protein shakes and other consumables from vending machines to boost your stats and perform more repetitions - Jason and Lucia can go to the gym together or solo - You don’t have to participate in the fitness system, but doing so will significantly improve your health and stamina
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Replying to @cremieuxrecueil
Genetics have a massive effect on propensity to violence
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