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Puppy update! Yes, Jason is going rogue with their names... @toyotausa youtube.com/shorts/MEQcpqahi… via @YouTube
Bonfire96 retweeted
Q: There was a report that FEMA is telling states to prepare to handle disasters on their own. Any reaction?
OSSOFF: So the Trump administration is telling folks across the country to prepare to fend for themselves while taxpayer dollars are sent to back Don Jr and Eric's mining interest in Kazakhstan?
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Good Morning MAGA -
If you voted Republican because you fear “Socialism”.
Don’t accept Social Security, Medicare or Medicaid.
Stay out of all Public Beaches, Parks and Libraries.
Keep your kids out of Public Schools.
Don’t use SNAP benefits or use other food assistance programs…
And make sure you demonize your family members who do.
(Fuck feeding your kids and grandkids right… Tell the little fuckers to pull up their bootstraps and get a fucking job. 👍🏽)
Stay off public roads…
And don’t call the police for any reason whatsoever.
Even if your minor daughter is being r*ped or sexually assaulted.
Don’t call the police.
Vote Republican - Don’t use Socialist Programs.
Simple.
Bonfire96 retweeted
why did I become a special agent?
because i always suspected fowl play. 🐿️🔎
those two are always upto something.
Bonfire96 retweeted
Threatening to withhold compensation from veterans and families harmed by Camp Lejeune's contaminated water based on how North Carolina votes?
These families have suffered enough. Their care and compensation should never be political bargaining chips.
This is beyond disgusting.
Bonfire96 retweeted
First they refused *Gulf of America*. Then they refused *Lake of America*. And now, MapQuest has a new feature on mobile that shows us Flock camera locations!
Did not expect MapQuest to become my new fav underdog hero of the year.😂
Time Magazine: if you're listening....
Bonfire96 retweeted
It's crazy. The poorly educated thought that Trump would only affect Blacks, Hispanics, Immigrants, gays and Transgenders.
But, now they're crying, saying, I can't believe our president is treating us like like this. It was okay as long as it affected the people you hate.
Now, with the shoe on the other foot, you're concerned. He told you from the very beginning, "I don't care about you, I just want your vote. I don't care."
You voted for him anyway. Then you FAFO how expensive racism is.
Racism is a helluva drug.
Are you dumb enough to vote Republican again?
Probably so. Ignorance is a disease.
Bonfire96 retweeted
From some dude named "Luke" on Fakebook ( I laughed out loud on this one):
"Fuck my life , Before anyone starts, no, she’s not been neglected, abandoned or rescued from a shipwreck in the North Atlantic. The daft little bastard has been out in the garden, in the rain. She’s got an entire house to sit in. Warm beds, soft blankets, central heating, food on demand and two fully grown idiots who wait on her like she’s the fucking Queen of England. But no. Apparently today was the perfect day to go outside and audition for the role of a drowned Victorian orphan. And rather than dry herself off somewhere sensible, she’s dragged her soaking wet carcass upstairs and collapsed on the bedding like she’s just walked 400 miles through enemy territory to deliver an urgent message from the front. Look at her!! She looks like somebody’s tried to clean a chimney with a fucking toilet brush.
And the expression on her face!!! Like the humans are the bastards responsible for the weather!!
I’m half expecting her to cough up a tiny bit of seawater and whisper, “Tell my story.” £50 says she’ll be demanding Dreamies within the hour. Has anybody else got a cat with absolutely no survival instincts, or have we somehow adopted the world’s first waterproofing failure with whiskers?"
Just had to share. I laughed so hard!
Bonfire96 retweeted
So the deaths of innocent people is not as important as Russian oil refineries to JD Vance. There you have the priorities of the trump regime.
Bonfire96 retweeted
YIKES: A new investigation has exposed Governor Abbott’s fake pause on data centers.
Since Abbott’s September 21st “pause” on data center permits, his administration has continued to move more than a dozen permits for data centers through the approvals process.
Greg Abbott lied to you to protect the industry spending millions to get him reelected.
ALT A photo of Greg Abbott on the left and a photo of a data center on the right.
Bonfire96 retweeted
In 2024, Ken Paxton sued Texas cities to block the legalization of marijuana.
He has received over $350,000 from Big Beer and alcohol, an industry aiming to block the legalization of marijuana.
Bonfire96 retweeted
Texas was built by hope. By people who had no business believing — but believed anyway.
To every Texan who’s ever wondered if anyone in power is paying attention: We are taking our state back.
Because a little bit of hope is a dangerous thing.
Bonfire96 retweeted
I’ll stipulate that Trump is an agent of Putin.
Go down the checklist.
1. Destroyed the Western alliance? Putin wanted that.
2. Threatened a NATO ally over Greenland? Putin wanted that.
3. Pulled out of the intermediate nuclear pact? Putin wanted that.
4. Withdrawing 25-40,000 troops from Western Europe while Russian bellicosity is rising? Putin wanted that.
5. Russian satellites giving coordinates to Iranians killing our soldiers, and his response is “they kill us, we kill them”? What American president says that?
I think he’s been compromised.
The election of Donald Trump may be the greatest foreign policy success in post-Czarist Russian history.
