Leonard McCoy

She’s dead Jim.

I work for Kirk, not Khitomer and their "Khitomer Accords".

We had a shipwide poll on who is everyone's favourite crewmate. If you count all the legal votes, I won. If you count all the illegal votes, then Spock has stolen this victory from me.

I hereby claim Spock is a green-blooded hobgoblin.

Dammit! I'm a doctor! An epidemic is EXACTLY when you need to listen to people like me.

Even Ekos had fewer NAZIs.

Wash your damn hands.

Dammit I’m a doctor not a boomer! Stop calling me that!

Sponsored Tweet: Accusations that Romulus interfered in the Federation Presidential election is nothing but Starfleet FAKE NEWS.

As I have stated strongly before, and just to reiterate, in my great and unmatched wisdom, Spock is a green-blooded ninny.

Spock won't let me fire photon torpedoes to stop hurricanes. He's such a meanie.

I hereby order all my followers to immediately find an alternative to hanging out with Spock.

He's dead Jim.. Good riddance. #KOCH #DavidKoch

I have won all the arguments against Spock if you don't include all the arguments he won illegally.

Went back in time to stop Season 8 of Celebrity Apprentice from existing. What's the worst that could happen if Trump did something else?

#ImWithHer #debate

Dammit Jim! Stop going back in time and saving the Keebler family from car crashes. Look at what you've done to the timeline! #Brexit

Spock, is Vulcan voting to leave the Federation just because I called you a green blooded hobgoblin? #Brexit #EUref #SpaceBrexit

I don't get why the Vulcans are having a vote to leave the Federation. They're stuffy and uptight but we like their tea. #brexit #EUref

Dammit, I'm your doctor not your DJ! Make your own damn playlists and stop subscribing to mine, Chekov.