im a big tub of shit | all the things i tweet are satire most of the time

The Normverse
Joined November 2024
"why are you sitting Down, syndrome??" "hmm. Down Syndrome. I like that name."
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Black people when they're elected into office
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How my mom finds me in my room after I get slimed by the government because I didn’t want to fork over my kidneys to watch a YouTube video about a lost Fortnite skin that was rumoured to have ingrown toenails as a pickaxe:
A mandatory license to watch TV could soon apply to YouTube, Netflix, and other streaming services in the UK It currently costs £180 ($240) per year
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Replying to @Dexerto
OI WHERE'S UR LOICENSE TO WATCH MR BEAST? RIGHT UR NICKED
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“he can’t have brain cancer he’s only 16 and shows no symptoms” patient: i can’t wait to go home and play dead by daylight house:
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Look at these stupid burgers o algo
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Yknow, We’re gonna send you some place you’re not gonna like. Not afraid of Guantanamo. Guantanamo? I never said I was gonna send you to Guantanamo... I’m gonna send you to Jerusalem. / former CIA agent John Kiriakou podcast story threat plot twist israel / reaction video meme
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me in fl studio with grumpy uncle
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you gon suck whatever comes out of these boxers *shit plops out* oh god
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first rule of fight club: I love you
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You can't use any of john npc outfits in the epilogue or get his npc hair sadly
أذكر سلبية واحدة في لعبة ريدد 2
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Show: The Amazing World of Gumball Language: Italian
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WHY DO HUMANS SAY "SLEEP LIKE A BABY"??? BABIES WAKE UP EVERY TWO HOURS TO SCREAM! I HAVE BEEN DOING THAT FOR YEARS. NOBODY HAS EVER COMPLIMENTED MY SLEEP!!
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Stupid burgers o algo
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My friend who's allergic to peanuts said TheBurntPeanut wasn't funny, soooooo I got him addicted to heroin. He had an overdose yesterday and died... goops!
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"My life a romantic soap opera" The romantic soap opera:
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LITTLEBIGPLANET IS COMING NATIVELY TO PC 🚨 We just got an early look at a native PC port of the original LittleBigPlanet from the PS3. No emulator, no RPCS3. LBP has always been one of the hardest PS3 games to emulate because it leans so heavily on the Cell processor. Now its PS3 code is being recompiled straight into native PC code. A year ago people said PS3 recomps were years away. The decomp scene is moving insanely fast.
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goodnight to 2096 people
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