Because adults have Twitter, eh?

Redlands, CA
Joined June 2012
Okay… I started a note in my phone titled “All the things I don’t want to do right now”. My goal is the put as little as possible onto that list and instead just do the thing. I’m hoping to see if there’s a theme amongst the things I don’t want to do - and then find out why.
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Noooooo😭
Tua is a better troll than all of y'all weirdos combined. That Polaroid goes hardddd!! 😂😂😂
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I can’t wait to force feed all my friends his rookie highlights ⚡️
Flashback to when De’Von Achane had one of the BEST Performances in all of College Football last season against #5 LSU ‼️🔥 - 38 Carries - 215 YDS - 5.7 YPC - 2 TD - Forced 16! MISSED TACKLES (Most by any player in college football that week.) #FinsUp
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Looks like we’re about to find out about a whole lot of organizations that are posturing for their own pockets 🤷🏼‍♂️
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I hate when I buy a 2 pack of Justin peanut butter cups and inhale them without even tasting them 🥲
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Chase Bodor retweeted
I asked AI to reimagine all 32 @NFL mascots and that may have been a serious mistake. 🫣 Photo 🧵
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I had a dream about the effectiveness of a Likert Scale… I need to log out of my brain before I sleep.
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Chase Koepka just hit a hole in one on LIV Golf’s party hole in Australia
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I love how there are UFO videos in my TL and not many people are saying much bc we don’t know wtf is real on this app anymore😂
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So people just go home after concerts, right?
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You better be speaking in ALL CAPS if you’re talking about my quarterback this year cuz this man is looking like a full back
No offseason for @Tua and @cheetah 🔥 (via @PER4ORM)
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I kinda miss just running routes
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Went to drive to the brewery but ended up at Sprouts somehow. Not mad.
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Nobody even go on social media today😂 not worth it
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I thought the worst part of my week was going to be this unrelenting cough. Then my laptop switched to Windows 11 😒
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I’ll leave this here for the #usamfghour folks
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Feast! Feast! Feast!
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but The Lion King has a NPR Tiny Desk on YouTube
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‘‘Twas a little ambitious of me to order a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts for myself…
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UNO 🤩 #FinsUp
I’m happy to see that the Miami Dolphins picked up Tua Tagovailoa’s fifth year option! The team continues to show their commitment to the young man and in today’s QB market, it’s a great bargain for the team. #QB1 #TuaTime #FinsUp
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