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Bobby Johnson

@BobbyJohnson_23

All-American Middle Class White Boy.

 Gainesville, NV
Joined June 2011
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The biggest problem is we all agree on the same shit and we don't know how to articulate it to each other #hopeful
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@YoungMantis231 Dec 2021
Dads on New Year’s Eve
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Welcome back! vs. Well… come back! #back
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Jeff D. Lowe
@JeffDLowe21 May 2020
This may be the most nostalgic 90’s trip for me. xitter.cf/CheeksFranz/status/126…
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The “hey X, you’re on mute” part of Zoom calls will never get old.
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No meat, for sure vs. No, meat for sure
In my defense... My wife spiked my truly with tequila
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[on a road trip] Kids: “Can we stop at the store? We need to pee.” Dad:
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#trashed
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Jay Bordas@CoachJayBordas8 May 2020
Adults that do this didn’t touch the line when they ran sprints as a kid...
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@BarstoolBigCat6 May 2020
Being a Dad is just constantly picking things up off the floor all day long. Thank God I did year of the core last year
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This is going to be tough for me
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@mental_floss2 May 2020
When it comes to punctuation, Microsoft isn't playing. mentalfloss.com/article/6236…

In a Bold Move, Microsoft Office Is Now Flagging Double Spaces Between Sentences as an Error

How many spaces should we include after a period? Microsoft is now quietly telling us that the answer is one.

mentalfloss.com
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@colecubelic27 Apr 2020
This is inconceivable... Career TD passes to 1st round picks: Brees 104 Brady 105 P Manning 293 Favre 127 Marino 84 Rivers 35 *Rodgers 1 Roethlisberger 69 *Marcedes Lewis 2019 – at Homewood, AL
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@chrisdelia24 Apr 2020
😂😂😂
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@JoeyMulinaro24 Apr 2020
Chris D’Elia’s thoughts on the nfl draft
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I disagree with friends all of the time. Still my friends.
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dads at restaurants
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#hero
Nick (@nickmorskii) profile pictureNick@nickmorskii11 Apr 2020
Hope y’all are having fun at home, cause we busting our ass to provide you with your alcohol.
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Ryan@BanUnsweetTea6 Apr 2020
Millennials living through their 2nd “once in a generation” economic collapse xitter.cf/slumptmila/status/1246…
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