Ignorant code monkey. He / him. I like people, code and data. Mastodon: [email protected]

Joined April 2021
[Blog] Is this a bug, a missing feature, or neither? Trying to answer this, or at least find better questions, with the aid of cars and cheesecake. randomtechthoughts.blog/2024…
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[Blog] Modulo arithmetic crops up in time, music, and the limited amount of storage for numbers in computers and odometers. Programmers are wise to watch out for this before it bites. randomtechthoughts.blog/2023…
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Trees can be a good way of storing information so that you can find it quickly. But if the tree gets unbalanced it heads towards being no better than a list. Fortunately there are ways to ensure that a tree remains balanced, such as 2-3-4 trees. randomtechthoughts.blog/2023…
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1/ Tests failing is usually a sign that something's wrong. However, sometimes there's too much variability to get reliable information from a test on its own, and instead you have to test over sets of related tests.
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Laptops, like mammals, have a fight, flight or freeze response. To put my laptop into flight mode, I click on the right thing at the bottom of the screen. To get freeze, I just open enough browser tabs. To get fight, I try to get it to run my code.
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One of the best/worst examples I've seen of a deceptive graph
So, this in-house CBC graphic is obviously misleading. The pink bar should be a huuuuuuge; dwarfing all others. But whoops; there's a quietly tiny grayscale tilda at the side to omit ... ONE BILLION DOLLARS.
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When a hard stare isn't enough
I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, TV show, or album until I forget: Day 754
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Daughter: Would you like one of these vitamins? Me: I've already had my middle aged man vitamins, thanks. D: I wonder what would happen if someone who wasn't a middle aged man had one of those? M: Grow luxurious ear and nose hair and start liking 6 Music, I suppose.
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Noctilucent clouds on two worlds...
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Compare and contrast: 1. Gustav Holst - Venus 2. Bananarama - Venus
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Hotel showers turn us all into experimental scientists, trying to determine the shower's phase space. youtube.com/watch?v=b-pLRX3L… Add in an often poor UX: Are the controls for hot/cold or temp/volume? Which axis do they rotate around? Delay -> loose link between cause and effect.
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Bonus points if you usually wear glasses and so have to do this mostly by feel.
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