Political analyst. Disenfranchised nomad. Accidentally endorsed by Nadine Dorries (ex) MP https://xitter.cf/t.co/3sbI37GRmR
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On the bright side, all those times Rory McIlroy choked on majors don’t seem so bad now.
"He’s got Elon Musk, who I think is the smartest man in the world."
Rory McIlroy has made a big claim about Donald Trump's return to the White House...
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bunkered.co.uk/golf-news/ror…
Liz Truss out. Happy days. It’s probably the fault of the Bank of England. Or the elite. Or the lettuce.
It’s all because they ditched Boris Johnson according to Rees Mogg. If this prat loses his seat I’ll be drunk for a month.
That BBC exit poll is extremely disappointing and I can only hope it’s inaccurate. It’s disheartening to think 131 Tories might keep their seats. We can but hope they all end up in the bin.
Natalie Elphicke? Natalie fucking Elphicke?
Can someone please point Keir Starmer in the direction of the nearest mirror and tell him to have a good, long look in it? And if he's still got the receipt, send Elphicke back where she came from.
Suella Braverman is correct: the Tories face electoral oblivion if their Rwanda plan fails. Thankfully, they also face electoral oblivion if it succeeds.
Just days after refusing to deny calling the government's Rwanda policy "batshit", James Cleverley has done it again. During PMQs he called the town of Stockton "a shithole". He's an embarrassment even to this embarassing government.
You can always rely on @LeeAndersonMP_ to come up with a take that is brainless, brash and bigoted.
"Put the planes in the air. Ignore the laws and send them straight back".
This is why we have laws.
Braverman's week isn't getting any better. Entirely predictable. And right.
"UK Supreme Court rules Rwanda Asylum Plan unlawful".
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-67418…
Wait. That letter from Andrea Jenkyns was REAL? Holy shit. It's barely literate. And more than a bit bonkers.
We all know we haven’t seen the last of Braverman. Her self-manufactured dismissal simply positions her to preach even more hate, but from the safety of the sidelines.
Cameron’s return has the vibes of a big name ex footballer being tempted out of retirement to help the team out till the end of the season. It rarely ends well.
The pressure is huge on Sunak now. He has cabinet ministers telling him to sack Braverman or they'll resign. He has to find the guts to do it, or he's the one who's finished.
If Sunak had ANY courage, he’d sack her. If Sunak had ANY self-respect, he’d sack her. If Sunak had ANY control of his own party, he’d sack her. If Sunak had ANY decency, he’d sack her. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-6…
Who is is Sunak going to hold accountable for the inevitable violence incited by the right-wing vigilantes whipped into a frenzy by his Home Secretary? This is set to be a horror show and this spineless PM is already shifting blame. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-67355227
I had intended to offer up four choices from the grotesque clown show that is the covid inquiry as your Tory Turd of the Week. Then the grossly irresponsible Sulla Braverman decided she could unilaterally brand Free Palestine marches as “hate marches”. 1/4
This is a party beyond parody, beyond contempt, and beyond salvation. Whether it is Johnson’s callous, lazy incompetence, Braverman’s inhuman ravings, Sunak’s financial ‘forgetfulness’, or the many, many examples of sexual depravity, this is a party beyond redemption. 3/4