Robert Bird

Peanut Butter Banana Custard 🥜 🍌

Watching a reckless driver endanger innocent pedestrians during a high-speed chase is absolutely terrifying!

Does spiralizing hot dogs actually make condiment distribution ten times better than regular cuts?

The Guy is Disappointed With This Job

Me claiming I made a light snack after eating half a tray of smoked dip!

Me and the squad standing around waiting for someone to make a serious decision!

Me staring blankly at my screen watching cinematic edit loops instead of finishing work!

Because nothing tops coming home from a twelve-hour shift to a blocked apartment door.

The haunting soundtrack paired with stunning visual pacing gives me chills every single time!

The deep atmospheric mood and stunning visual tones hit you straight in the feelings!