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My daughter: Mama, say excuse me!
Me: Why, what did I do?
Daughter: You burped!
Me: I didn’t. I’m pretty sure that was you.
Daughter: Oh yea, it was. Excuse me!
I was simply trying to clean up and mind my own business.
This is so funny. Bc professors are professors and cops are cops. Just don’t go to college if you don’t want to deal with professors. But they aren’t cops. Lmao. Words mean things.
This is so funny bc even without being able to see the original tweet, I knew who it was about
My baby got her ears pieced today. Went terribly. Took 20minutes. Lots of crying and screaming. The only reason we did it is bc she’s been showing an interest in my earrings, and she said multiple times that she wants her own.
She now loves it.
She had a lot of candy.
This means it’s been 10 years since I made the best decision of my life and left a physically, emotionally, and financially abusive relationship.
Led to my first solo apartment, led to my work friends, which directly led to my husband and daughter.
#MyTwitterAnniversary
LauRon James retweeted
Fact check:
The total for meals was actually $801,000, not $1 million.
That total is for all home games over three years, AND includes money spent for meals outside of Ravens games, including office parties, events and even funerals.
The money was spent only at local restaurants.
Mayor Scott has reduced crime in Baltimore by 60%.
Give the man his damn crab legs and stop lying on him.
We don’t have a TV in our bedroom. But Luis recently put the projector in there, soooooooo…….we now have a TV in there.
Long story short, I was able to project my boob into Rainn Wilson’s mouth and we could not stop laughing.
If Dwight wants to come see me, though…
I have some steak in the fridge RIGHT NOW. Also, justice to the “unthaw” crew. My husband hates when I say it, but it just makes sense to me. 🤷🏾♀️
I was sad and in immense pain. I missed having my baby all to myself, had to accept that she was now out in the world and not safe in my belly. And I had to heal from a C-section.
And I can’t explain my feelings ab my second pregnancy, bc I came home with no baby, sooo…
LauRon James retweeted
one thing about everyone watching mad men right now is some people are watching it wrong and you gotta be ok with that
Nobody talks about the most important Mad Men episode where Don takes his new wife to a roadside diner that he idealized as a child, and she says the orange sherbert tastes gross. He abandons her there and she has a scary time going home and then he comes to the apartment and falls on his knees apologizing. I probably am sick in the head but this taught me to NEVER be a Megan. If you love someone your job is to protect their self-image and rosy up their memories as much as you can. Love demands a certain amount of sycophancy
I really want a dog, but I’m also unwilling to take care of our current cat/any being who is not a human.
And since I also want another baby, I guess I can’t get a dog right now.
Sometimes I do wife things and I’m so embarrassed. For instance, one of my goals this year is to get back to cooking more often. Lame for 20YO me, but I’m in my late 30s lmao.
(It was easier when the kiddo was in daycare and much harder now that I’m a SAHM)
I’ve been up since 6ish-am. Bc my husband said he wants to get on the road by 8am (we were NEVER going to make that and I know he knows that). I have been super productive. And I hate every moment of it. I can’t wait to go back to sleep in the car.
But I made his coffee so…
My daughter got a play kitchen that comes with a phone. She’s called a couple ppl. I tried to call her. She hung up to call her great grandmother instead.
Smh.
