Politics, comedy & sport. Have no talent in any of these but I'm an expert nevertheless.
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Imagine Twitter existed on Grand Final day, 1979…
Carlton v Collingwood. 113,545 at the MCG.
I’ve watched the entire game as though it was in real time and tweeted throughout.
Welcome to the 1979 Grand Final Twitter thread 🧵
Hope to enjoy it #Baggers
#VFLGrandFinal1979
Not a bad page to start doing some deep dives #Baggers
New Blueseum is up!
blueseum.org/
Check it out.
Now fully owned by the club itself and on the club's server!
Greatly improved after a large investment by the club, still operated by the same group of volunteers!
Club will promo in the morning.
Adam made the game look easy at this best. His All Australian year was elite. Never seemed to lose a one on one battle - mainly because he could handle the ball like this
https://xitter.cf/t.co/idosPKTqlw
All the best Saady.
An official Navy Blue farewell 💙
Adam Saad’s time at the Club has come to an end. He departs IKON Park a Carlton centurion, an All Australian and forever a fan favourite that brought back the WOOF 🗣️
Thank you, Saady!
DETAILS: carltonfc.com.au/news/215498…
Bit of North Melbourne vibes about this post #iykyk
WE ARE MASSIVE #Baggers
HERE WE GO!
The news you’ve been waiting for. The elite Lachie Whitfield is a BLUE!
DETAILS: carltonfc.com.au/news/215142…
Great win yet again @carltonfc_w! The consistency we’re building each week is impressive. These wins are building confidence, resilience and belief which should hold us in good stead over the coming weeks and importantly, the longer term. #Baggers #Winninghabits
So disappointing. They are human and make mistakes but professionalism comes with responsibilities. I expect better. Recreational drug use being common doesn’t mean we should simply shrug our shoulders and accept it. Get well, then start making amends to those you’ve let down.
BREAKING: A Melbourne based AFL team has been plunged into an off-season crisis with players forced to report to hospital after suffering complications from allegedly taking recreational drugs.📌 MORE: tinyurl.com/mvpuphbf @cassiezervos
Tim W retweeted
Players to cross from a club to Carlton and finish in the top 3 in the B & F in their first year:
2026 - 2nd Florent (Syd 2025)
2008 - 1st Judd (WCE 2007)
2004 - 1st Teague (Nth 2003)
2004 - 2nd Stevens (Port 2003)
2002 - 1st @CoreyMcKernan (Nth 2001)
That's it. @AndyMaherDFA
Welcome Joel. An important piece of the puzzle #Baggers
Our new No.20.
We’re delighted to announce the official arrival of Joel Amartey to Carlton as a free agent 😍
DETAILS: carltonfc.com.au/news/214481…
Hawthorn beat our men in the wet this year.
Carlton’s women clearly kept the receipts. 🌧️💙
Wet-weather revenge is a dish best served soaked
Massive win!!!
#Baggers #AFLWBluesHawks
Interesting the club has not formally announced what’s happening with Adam Saad despite reports he has been delisted. Reprieve if we don’t end up landing Whitfield?
The 2026 AFL season is officially over, with all 18 clubs now turning their full attention to the trade and free agency period.
The latest on over 100 (!!) players + where they're linked to... and who your team could lose.
COMPREHENSIVE TRADE WRAP ⏳ bit.ly/4jqQ9Tc
No sightings of Paris with a bow and arrow but Alex Pearce doing his Achilles proved a pretty significant plot twist.
He’d had Logan Morris well held. Does this happen if Pearce is still on the ground?
Sometimes Greek mythology writes the script #AFLGF
Feel like the theme music to Prisoner is appropriate for Freo fans if they come across this #Thatwasontheoutside
Voss has three.
Four minutes on the clock.
IT’S WHARFIE TIME.
⚓️ 89 🦁 72
#AFLGF #foreverfreo
The Real Norm Smith Medal Winner #AFLGrandFinal
FFS Josh, everyone knows you, if you going to drill the shit of that kick, you bullet it into the front row of the opposition cheer squad - not the third deck #nightmare
