I’m Carlos and Mariah Carey hatched me from an egg. 🇸🇻🏳‍🌈♍ he/him/his Snap: dumbthotticus PSN: dirtylildamsel SW: 6307-8398-6981

New York, USA
Joined July 2009
I MET KYLIE FUCKING MINOGUE 😩😭🥹❤️
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Ok to the 15 dragula fans on here, what's your favorite obscure moment
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Idk if I was Karthik I would’ve suffocated everyone in that room
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What random blood oath did I make that I keep finding little cuts on my hands every day 😭
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when you're mommy's handsome little guy no matter how bad the school pictures come out
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u can't see but I'm underneath Captain Karthik's desk slobbering on it crazy style
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This tweet aged REALLY WELL…
Todrick Hall needs to relax
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Todrick Hall needs to relax – at Yonkers, NY
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Drunk texted dl trade the other night and he replied saying I thought of him while I was drunk and horny like boy please I texted hella guys that night
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Printing stuff at staples is a saw trap bc why am I getting charged per minute and im racing against the clock to sign into shit and find what I need to print in under 3 min
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stop calling marijuana a drug. drugs come from laboratories, marijuana came from mother nature’s bountiful vagina
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Who else tryna 👻 me
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Quit acting like a puppy, fuck!
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I am calling upon Mayor Mamdani to look into the violent attack against beloved NYC resident Kelly Clarkson.
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how i look asking to hit someones cart
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Quit acting like a puppy, fuck!
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I have a plug sis @kellyclarkson
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they’re calling it the gayest sentence ever
Kim Petras & Kesha exchanging a hug last night at MISTR’s PrEP Day party.
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KEEP KORRAS NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
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there is a heartbroken gay man out there screaming the lyrics to i think he's got a girl while thinking about dl trade
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