carlos 🥀 retweeted
when you're mommy's handsome little guy no matter how bad the school pictures come out
carlos 🥀 retweeted
u can't see but I'm underneath Captain Karthik's desk slobbering on it crazy style
Drunk texted dl trade the other night and he replied saying I thought of him while I was drunk and horny like boy please I texted hella guys that night
Printing stuff at staples is a saw trap bc why am I getting charged per minute and im racing against the clock to sign into shit and find what I need to print in under 3 min
carlos 🥀 retweeted
stop calling marijuana a drug. drugs come from laboratories, marijuana came from mother nature’s bountiful vagina
carlos 🥀 retweeted
I am calling upon Mayor Mamdani to look into the violent attack against beloved NYC resident Kelly Clarkson.























