Mr. Southern-fried snark of Blue in an otherwise red state
Memphis, Tenn
Joined July 2009
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Should we really allow ourselves to be engulfed by a demonic holiday that invokes Hell? Alas, I’m afraid we’re stuck with Christmas, but at least we’ll have the happy memory of Halloween to help us make it through the season.
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The great existential drama of "Man of Steel"
is Clark Kent pondering
which of his 2 dads
made the least-plausible "Robin Hood" film.
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BREAKING: Congressional Democrats are reportedly hinting that Elon Musk might be having some immigration issues next year when they investigate his admittedly "grey area" employment while on a student visa after dropping out of his university.
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Saturday morning Gilded Age tour in Newport, RI 🏠
#KathleenMadigan #FlyingCatsTour
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Jesus commands us to welcome the stranger but MAGA doesn't follow Jesus; they use Him.
Trump literally hired undocumented workers in 2 different centuries to avoid paying a living wage to US workers.
They come here bc of the jobs, from guys like Trump.
If they wanted the border crossings to end, they'd lock up the employers.
The most powerful men have fucked you over and got you to blame powerless Guatemalan nannies and landscapers.
Go give a billioniare money.
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I like hearing abt migrants “not respecting the laws of our nation” from ppl who knowingly voted for a felon
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The GOP is filled with closeted homophobes, sex offenders, greedy assholes, and women-abusers while Trump is a sociopathic narcissist about to undergo ego death from a blue wave crashing over him in the midterms... and throwing Republicans under the bus will make him feel better?
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BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly threatening to release all the blackmail he has collected on Republican members of Congress if Democrats win both the Senate and the House because they’ll all be useless to him anyway.
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🚨BREAKING: Trump just claimed that Michigan's Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed is a member of the Muslim Brotherhood and his opponent Mike Rogers is apple pie.
Smearing a candidate as a terrorist.
This is what panic looks like 20 days out.
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BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Fox News just highlighted how Donald Trump's policies just created the largest jump in inflation since May. This is the WORST possible news for Republicans ahead of the midterms. Spread it everywhere.
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BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly pissed after asking his staff why his Truth Social feed is suddenly full of complaints about gas prices, inflation, and the Iran War, and one staffer explained that, without millions of Russian bots, he was finally seeing real people's posts.
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Hey @nicksortor, this is a lie and already debunked. I hope you get sued by @jamestalarico and the hospital.
As for Texas voters, this kind of bullshit is what the Paxton campaign is.
Vote for James Talarico and put an end to this nonsense.
🚨 BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Ohio mental hospital CONFIRMS James Talarico was discharged from the facility earlier this week
The “flu” thing was a BIG FAT LIE
Following reporting by @SaraGonzalesTX and @CarolineWren, a hospital employee told @RheinAmacher and I that Talarico had in fact been a patient at the Lindner Center of Hope near Cincinnati, Ohio, which specializes in around-the-clock mental health treatment.
While I sympathize with those dealing with mental health crises, this man is CLEARLY not suited to become a US Senator representing over 30 MILLION TEXANS.
The job doesn’t get easier after being elected — it only gets MORE stressful.
And Talarico clearly can’t handle it.
I pray he gets the help he needs, but Texans need a real representative they can rely on.
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Lindner Healing Center has refuted this
They have made a statement that James Talarico has never received treatment at Lindner Healing Center x.com/lindnerctrhope…
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I didn’t even know Columbus Day was here.
So I’ve decided that I discovered it.
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BREAKING: Donald Trump and Secretary Marco Rubio are considering firing U.S. Ambassador to Greece Kimberly Guilfoyle following reports alleging she engaged in improper and potentially illegal conduct before and during her time in Athens.
A senior U.S. official said that Trump and Rubio are “extremely pissed off” and could decide her fate as early as this week.
Source: AP
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The only cock-sucking I ever hear about is at the after-parties following Republican themed events and conventions that get so horny their traffic surges create Grindr outages.
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BREAKING: Dozens of countries are reportedly using Donald Trump's words about Zelenskyy against him and announcing in official press conferences that the Iran War never should have happened, and the US needs a new president.