Sunday tap in! 😩😩😩😩

Rebs -4 #tellafriend

Fired off a DM last night and all I got was a 💟 on the message.

Anybody ever randomly think about that girl from 2021 and realize you’ve been chasing that feeling since? (She’s happily married) Haha me either

“Your October Amex Statement is ready”

Can’t remember the last time I woke up and thought “wow I feel really rested and ready for the day”.

So I just got 2 11s at the black jack table, doubled down both times(obviously). First time I got a 18 , dealer got 20 , second time I got 20 and she got a 5 card black jack. Pretty much sums up life. Good defense better O. #GGs

I love When they lie To me

No one understands that I would go to fucking WAR for Ronald Reagan National Airport

Mozza Rez booked with the boys next week. Home is great but it’s time to get back to our regularly scheduled programming.

Does anyone else not have the ability to not FUCKING SPILL on their clothes. Everytime I drink read wine , I wake up with a stain (yes I am a fucking child)

Yall are going to find my just repeating “liberty biberty” in the corner of the room one of these days.

“You’re not coached by lane Kiffin until you lose to Kentucky” Y’all go check on a tiger.

Cheers to the weekend fellas, we earned it.

Something just came across my desk… #ifykyk

If this me and this mf are wearing the same thing we’re in real big trouble. #JosALANK

One of the roommates is yearning again (just like me). He has sent me video scenes from Lala land, industry, Succession, and 500 days of summer. Genuinely terrified for this winter.

This one’s for @FurrStayFlowin #tapin