@BloomersComedy

the twitter of the upstanding bloomers society ( university of pennsylvania)

 Philadelphia, PA
bloomerscomedy.org
Joined June 2009
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Bloomers did it first @nbcsnl
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We have received confirmation that Luigi went to every Bloomers show during his time at Penn.
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And he laughed at our jokes, even.
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smoking weed when you're a boy with long hair must be like damn i'm so fuckin high and im a boy with long hair
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New list of Azealia Banks beef just dropped
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Hey guys I’m going to see diplo rn fuck you.
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Just landed in Vegas yall are gonna hate me this weekend
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Fuck I can’t stop hand-jiving at the sweat tour
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Where are you rn???!!!! I thought you might be coming to the high rises. Did you leave? Maybe go to the Perry World House? I run the Twitter for penns premier sketch comedy troupe and have been told I’m pretty.
Jack Schlossberg
@JBKSchlossberg15 Sep 2024
REALLY STRUGGLING with GROWTH vs VALUE distinction… Less and less relevant... fundamentals all that matters. Plus: Why not both ? Anyone else feeling similar / same ? September’s about half-way done — good time to reflect. Thank you !!
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this got pitched and rejected in the writers room today
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In my thesis seminar every week like “I have concepts of a plan”
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Bloomers Comedy’s plan for the economy has also been endorsed by the Wharton School (my consumer psych minor friend says I’m doing a good job with my grocery budget)
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HES SO HOT
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Do you guys think she’s doodling or what
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Live tweeting durrrr
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Do you guys think I’ll find a boyfriend at the Waxahatchee concert
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Wish I had mind reading powers right now (waiting for another comedy troupe to finish deliberations)
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Michael from campus apartments keeps sending mice into my kitchen bc he wants me
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Coming to terms with the fact that Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are my Kaylor, which could mean nothing
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Bloomers writes Sabrina Carpenter’s Nonsense outros when
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So sorry to my neighbors all my roommates are gone so I’ve really been taking it upon myself to test the acoustics of every part of the apartment
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