Looks like Ken is gonna take Barbie to the pit

Had a blast this weekend at Milwaukee Metal Fest. Got to meet a couple metal twitter m00ts and spent the weekend drowning in riffs, overpriced beer and a swirling miasma of weed vape fog and various hesher bodily aromas. My heart is full and my wallet is empty

Testament's The Legacy is one of my top thrash albums ever. To see them perform it front to back was incredible. What a show

Despite constant sound issues with DiGiorgio's bass Death To All's rendition of The Sound Of Perseverance was fucking ace

Skinless brought the slams to Milwaukee. A set focused on only the first two albums? Fuck yes

Last night I saw Autopsy perform a lot of Severed Survival and it was filthily glorious. Reifert's vocals were puke incarnate

First time seeing Overkill since 94. Blitz was incredible, no way is this dude in his 60s

Eternal Champion out seeking skulls like a mf

People still use this thing? Anyway I had to leave social media for a while because of a pretty awful 2023 but I miss you dingles. I'm going to Milwaukee Metalfest so I'll be sharing some pics later

It's been a minute but Jake, Eddie and I wish everyone the most decent of holidays

This is why you shouldn't attempt to update your music database when you're not entirely awake

No dad, you don't HAVE to go back to work. Just stay here instead

If you see this, tweet a vampire

This is the best Beefheart-ian prose I've heard since Ice Cream For Crow

black meowtal

NO WIMPS. NO FALSE METAL.

Tonight's Halloween movie is a classic. Holy shit I forgot how awesome this is

Jake and Eddie: Spooky Halloween Edition

Hell yeah I'm down

Update: I am now listening to black metal