Block O'Choc; the world's only chocolate brick. All opinions are from a social marketing grad, first job out of uni, wet behind the ears, dead behind the eyes.
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⚠️Block O'Choc appearance on @OffMenuOfficial's Podcast. Official thread of Comments, Corrections and Clarifications about episode 232's official secret ingredient.⚠️
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In this thread I will address statements made by James Acaster about Block O'Choc
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🕵️♂️ EPISODE 232 OUT NOW 🕵️♂️
with… Stuart Laws
Listen, review, subscribe:
🍽️ Apple: apple.co/43n9TNx
🍽️ Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/56Z…
🎄Christmas orders are now DONE🎄
We've sold 37 bricks in the last month. That means that approximately 26 million households in the UK that will be waking up on Christmas morning without a 1.6kg solid chocolate brick. To all those disappointed people, I'm sorry.
#Darkchocolate fans. We have a very limited number (2) of dark chocolate 1.6kg solid chocolate bricks. They're also vegan. If you want one pls DM or email [email protected]
A fresh batch of 1.6kg solid chocolate bricks has just arrived. Get yours for Halloween or Christmas or Wednesday at blockochoc.co.uk
What was #Drake looking at on his laptop? 👀 He was probably angry because we only deliver to the UK.
Merry Christmas to all our customers and the lucky Block O'Choc recipients. You're part of an exclusive group and the big winners of Christmas '24. #chocolate #chocolatebrick
We've got some exciting news coming in the new year. Can't say too much right now. 👑🍫
Cadbury loses royal warrant after 170 years bbc.in/41OmXg1
Hey look, it's that weird chocolate brick you thought would be a good Christmas present then promptly forgot about. 👋 Just a reminder you still have time to buy one for the chocolate lover in your life. ❤️🍫
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🎄 Day 9 - Ep.232 Stuart Laws 🎄
#StuartLaws @thisstuartlaws @Block_O_Choc #EdGamble #JamesAcaster #OffMenuPodcast #NoContext #OffMenu #adventcalendar2024
🚨Huge news🚨 BlockOChoc.co.uk, in a flimsy, some would say futile, attempt to seem professional, have updated their website.
For @OffMenuOfficial/@thisstuartlaws fans there is no longer the option to "BACS the man directly." Let me know if you think this is an outrage.
It's taken a while but we've finally got our own section in the supermarkets. @asda
P. S. This is just a joke. The only place you can get Block O'Choc is blockochoc.co.uk
No supermarket has sufficient aura to stock our product.
Hey, it's that weird chocolate brick company you followed after they talked about it on the @OffMenuOfficial podcast. Father's Day is coming up. The old fella would love one, yanno. blockochoc.co.uk
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Monolith O'Choc
#StuartLaws @thisstuartlaws @Block_O_Choc #EdGamble #JamesAcaster #OffMenuPodcast #NoContext #OffMenu
Throwback to when Boris Johnson promised to sell 1 billion chocolate bricks. Yet another broken promise. #ToriesOut #ElectionNow
Happy Chocolate Day to everyone who got a Block O'Choc for Easter. 🍫🧱
Apologies to anyone whose brick didn't arrive in time. Being mentioned on one of the UK's biggest podcasts (@OffMenuOfficial) created unprecedented demand for this silly little chocolate business.
Remember to BACS the man directly for the full @OffMenuOfficial experience.
#AD The Easter Bunny must have put his back out making this delivery!
BIG thanks to @Block_O_Choc for this massive brick! Get your very own 1.6kg of Secret Ingredient right here: blockochoc.co.uk/product/blo…
#StuartLaws #EdGamble #JamesAcaster #OffMenuPodcast #NoContext #OffMenu
