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❤️🤍 Bukayo Saka and Gabriel. 🫂
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Always been good yall let 2 games + Internet Hive Mind make you think he was bad
What changed in CJ Stroud lol
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How is that last Maxey and 1 not a Bron assist???
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He definitely an only child
Jayson Tatum cried because he didn’t get to play on team USA when they won the gold medal Came back early last year because Jaylen brown had the Celtics rolling without him Started jacking up shots while shooting 6-23 today while Paul George had 40 .. lmao
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This could’ve been Ja but he wanted to tote guns
If you ain’t got no sauce, then you’re lost.
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Fine women so stupid smh
Coi Leray is going viral for saying she doesn’t eat pork but still eats bacon, pork chops, chicharrones, and pernil!! 👀
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I had to go thru Stanley Johnson, Jalen Harris, Aaron Baynes, Jalen McDaniels, 2023 Fred Vanvleet, Goran Dragic, Gradey Dick, Freddie Gillespie, and Chris Boucher (minus 2021 version of him) in order to have this back. We deserve it
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Viewing the NBA as some egalitarian utopia is very naive
watching the NBA just makes me increasingly disillusioned with non-PL football. so much more joy in watching a sport where fixtures, fatigue and team-building pathways are largely equalised. what you're watching actually holds up to the light
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Still not convinced Dylan Harper is a better player than VJ
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Until he fixes up I’m pronouncing his name tah-toom
4th quarter yellin why the fuck TATUM in
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Saving his team time and time again? Sounds about right
Yamal is playing like Bukayo Saka
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Yamal finally woke up
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Everything FBA niggas ascribe to their culture as “inherently black American” is always etymologically African but they’re either too dumb to see it or in denial
found what is quite literally the perfect explanation
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Janelle James please have mercy 😩😩
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Barbers will charge $750 for a haircut
5 years from now , you will receive $3050 checks every week from below parties — $500 check from NVDA $1000 from OpenAI $800 from Claude $150 from micron $600 from government That’s well over $12000 a month. Work will be optional.
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🚨🗣️ Erik Ten Hag: “When Ronaldo left United, he said 'You'll never win anything in your career.' Here I am today with 3 trophies while he has none since leaving Juventus. I hope he's watching.”
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Shakhtar Donetsk literally topped us in that group Shakhtar, topped Arsenal, in a UCL group. Thats what you’re now eulogizing and having nostalgic orgasms over? Can we be serious? Please?
I grew up on this but I'm supposed to be happy and accept shaky 1-0 wins where we struggle to break the opposition down for 80 minutes and scam a goal in the last 10
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It’s time to phase this guy out according to Arsenal fans #OnHere
🚨🚨𝗡𝗘𝗪: Most clean sheets by centre-backs since Gabriel Magalhães' Premier League debut: 🇧🇷 Gabriel Magalhães: 78 🇳🇱 Virgil van Dijk: 69 🇵🇹 Rúben Dias: 68
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Makes me question exactly how old u were during these times, this specific team used to get bullied all the time and iirc they capitulated towards the backend of the season. Idk how ppl that were alive for the disappointments of the past are so loud rn during this teams ascension
I grew up on this but I'm supposed to be happy and accept shaky 1-0 wins where we struggle to break the opposition down for 80 minutes and scam a goal in the last 10
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Lost my fantasy matchup this week by 0.73
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Yo??
BREAKING: Iran's IRGC is now threatening to completely cut off the world's internet, with spokesman Hossein Mohebi saying seven major cables run under the Strait of Hormuz that global data depends on, warning: "we are reminding them of this so that the enemy knows," per Fars News. The threat follows Parliament Speaker Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf's announcement of a "Persian Gulf Data Authority" and SNSC Secretary Mohsen Rezaee's warning that over $2 trillion in data centers would be destroyed if war resumes. The significance is the target itself. These cables carry roughly 99% of intercontinental data and trillions in daily financial transactions. A successful strike could wipe out 70% to 90% of the Gulf's internet connectivity, crippling global commerce. Iran is making it clear: if the US strikes its energy infrastructure, the next target will be the digital backbone of the global economy.
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