ALT Distracted boyfriend meme. A man (labelled cling film), watched by his disgusted girlfriend (labelled the thing you're trying to wrap), ogles a passing woman (labelled Boris 'itself')

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Jay Motty · Nov 13, 2024 · 7:57 PM UTC

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If you sell videos to the Sun you're a cunt.

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sam · Nov 13, 2024 · 7:55 PM UTC

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"Checking VAR" "Can we see the lines please" "Not those ones"

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Sarah · Nov 13, 2024 · 11:56 AM UTC

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“What a beautiful home. Have the current owners been here lon-……” rightmove.co.uk/properties/1…

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sam · Nov 12, 2024 · 5:10 PM UTC

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Sounds like they need to steady the ship til the end of the season.

Sky News

@SkyNews12 Nov 2024

BREAKING: The Archbishop of Canterbury has resigned after a report found the Church of England covered up sexual abuse by a barrister ⬇️ Read more news.sky.com/story/archbisho…

Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby resigns after report finds Church of England 'covered up'...

It comes after the independent Makin review into lawyer John Smyth's abuse of children and young men was published last week.

news.sky.com

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SH · Nov 11, 2024 · 9:53 AM UTC

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sam · Nov 10, 2024 · 9:41 PM UTC

sam@BlessedWithPace10 Nov 2024

I know he's this young, up-and-coming manager, but he's going to Man Utd now so it's time to start laughing at the David Blaine regen as they slowly break him over a 2½ year period.

Football on TNT Sports

@footballontnt10 Nov 2024

Ruben Amorim departs Sporting with his side as the only team across Europe’s top six leagues still unbeaten. Next stop: Manchester 🔜

Image from Football on TNT Sports (@footballontnt)

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sam · Nov 10, 2024 · 12:13 AM UTC

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sam · Nov 10, 2024 · 6:46 PM UTC

sam@BlessedWithPace10 Nov 2024

It's been a delightful weekend of association football. Very well done all involved.

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sam · Nov 10, 2024 · 10:59 AM UTC

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sam · Nov 10, 2024 · 10:13 AM UTC

sam@BlessedWithPace10 Nov 2024

"it's Liverpool's to lose now" In November. Desperate stuff.

Terry Flewers

@terryflewers9 Nov 2024

Liverpool are the favourites to win the Premier League , their 2nd best points total after 11 games in the last 34 years, 5 points clear, and with Manchester City in crisis It is Liverpool's to lose now!

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