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Mother of @CallHerGanymeda and many others. Wife of Zeus. Goddess of marriage, women and family (#GreekMyths|#Modern|#Parody)

#๐’ฏ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐’ฎ๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’ถ๐“‡
Joined February 2024
โ ๐‚๐ฎ๐œ๐ค๐จ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฆ๐ž ๐š๐ ๐š๐ข๐ง ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎโ€™๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฌ๐ž๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐›๐š๐ ๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ž ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐š ๐ฐ๐ซ๐จ๐ง๐ ๐ž๐ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฆ๐š๐ง. โž โŠฑ ๐˜‹๐˜ฆ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜บ. โŠฑ ๐˜”๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฏ. โŠฑ ๐˜•๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜Ž๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฌ ๐˜”๐˜บ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜จ๐˜บ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜Ÿ. โ™ก, โ†บ & ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ.
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โ ๐‹๐จ๐ฏ๐ž'๐ฌ ๐š ๐ ๐ข๐Ÿ๐ญ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐ ๐ข๐ง ๐š ๐›๐จ๐ฑ, ๐›๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ข๐Ÿ๐ž. โž โŠฑ ๐˜‰๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜—๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ถ๐˜ด. โŠฑ ๐˜”๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฏ. โŠฑ ๐˜•๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜Ž๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฌ ๐˜”๐˜บ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜จ๐˜บ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜Ÿ. โ™ก, โ†บ & ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ.
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Goes searching for a reputable divorce lawyer.
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Itโ€™s not meant as a threat or any insult. The goddess is being genuine. Everybody is somebody and she believes that Paris and Phobos need to clear the air (says the pot calling the kettle black since she and her husband have many issues).
ใ…คใ…คใ…คTo hear Hera say this is. . . A little unsettling, considering Paris did not give the golden apple to her. Therefore, he is unsure whether this is a threat or genuine? And to clarify, Phobos doesn't seem pleased with his presence.
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It is with her deep felt apologies that she knows no nobodies because everybody are somebodies whether they are gods or mortals. She hopes that Phobos finds with and they hash out whatever issues plague them.
ใ…คใ…คใ…คPlease let nobody alert Phobos of my existence. I don't need another god to bully me.
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Should like to find her husband well and in one piece without a ready willing and able AP.
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Dwelling on the past never does anybody any good and so she shall try bucking up and focusing on her family.
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Is she really that strict? Have their children ever said that? It hasnโ€™t been brought to her attention before. Can he explain what the issues are and what heโ€™d like her to do to fix things?
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Perhaps a little bit on the too extra side. Can she be blamed when sheโ€™s been burned before? Metaphorically speaking that is.
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That would be a wondrous thing. In writing would be a good thing. A legal and binding contract apart from the wedding vows.
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โ ๐๐š๐ข๐ฅ ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐  ๐๐จ๐ฐ๐ง ๐›๐ž๐œ๐š๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ž ๐ˆ ๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž! โž โŠฑ ๐˜—๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ญ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ง & ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ. โŠฑ ๐˜”๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฏ. โŠฑ ๐˜•๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜Ž๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฌ ๐˜”๐˜บ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜จ๐˜บ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜Ÿ. โ™ก, โ†บ & ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ.
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โ ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐š๐ฎ๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐‡๐š๐๐ž๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐š๐ฅ๐ฐ๐š๐ฒ๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐ฐ๐ž๐ž๐ญ. ๐ˆ ๐š๐ฆ ๐๐ฅ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ž๐ ๐ƒ๐ž๐š๐ญ๐ก. โž โŠฑ ๐˜‹๐˜ฆ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜บ. โŠฑ ๐˜”๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฏ. โŠฑ ๐˜•๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜Ž๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฌ ๐˜”๐˜บ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜จ๐˜บ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜Ÿ. โ™ก, โ†บ & ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ.
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โ ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐’๐ฎ๐ง ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐ข๐Ÿ๐ž & ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐ข๐Ÿ๐ž ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐’๐ฎ๐ง. โž โŠฑ ๐˜‹๐˜ฆ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜บ. โŠฑ ๐˜”๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฏ. โŠฑ ๐˜•๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜Ž๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฌ ๐˜”๐˜บ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜จ๐˜บ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜Ÿ. โ™ก, โ†บ & ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ.
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โ ๐๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐žโ€™๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐›๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐ž. ๐Œ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐ง๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ˆโ€™๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ฉ ๐ญ๐จ. โž โŠฑ ๐˜‹๐˜ฆ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜บ. โŠฑ ๐˜”๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฏ. โŠฑ ๐˜•๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜Ž๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฌ ๐˜”๐˜บ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜จ๐˜บ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜Ÿ. โ™ก, โ†บ & ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ.
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