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Jade
Joined November 2013
Oprah Winfrey: Worth over $3.2 billion, lectures us about income equality. Gives parenting advice, but has no children. Gives marital advice, never been married. Am I wrong for asking why people are taking her advice? 😂🤷🏽‍♂️
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How is it Meghan Markle has had more bad press than Prince Andrew?
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I mean at this point yes djjdjfjf 💀
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Arryn showing her true colors? I’m here for it
Jdkfkfk the saga continues
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Beyoncé back on that Illuminati shit
I don’t know who tf Robin Meade is but her commercial needs to gtfo
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Damn this Bob/ Arryn stuff got more twists than a TVD finale
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Saw a guy today riding his bike with a mask on but no helmet. Seems a lot more likely that you’ll fall off your bike and bang your head while riding a bike than you are to catch a virus 🧐
kate 🛸 retweeted
I give mental health advice like I ain’t going crazy every 3 days lmao
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Annoying af that Twitter changed it so it takes 20 steps to see some comments. Like wtf y’all doing
kate 🛸 retweeted
AUGUST will be YOUR best month. YOU WILL RECEIVE UNEXPECTED BLESSINGS, good news, and miracles ALL month long. You will be happy again. You will heal. You will grow. You will flourish into the person you are destined to be. You will finally be at peace, you deserve it. 💛
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So Eliza expects me to believe that her and Bob’s relationship is some fluffy fairytale with zero drama? Sweetie 🧐
Kanye: God said if you f**k with my vision, I’m gonna f**k with yours. Meanwhile, God: 👁👄👁
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