Quintessentially Grandiloquent. Ambiguously Perspicacious. That analytics guy 10 years ago that did fantasy football content.

Joined December 2020
Justin Blackmon college highlights looking like they’re from the 90’s I’m so cooked
Justin Blackmon That guy rocked.
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I know it’s where the money is coming from these days, but damn does it just feel icky that all the big fantasy football names these days are pushing betting, their betting apps, and shit like that. The game used to run so pure I’ve never sounded older
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Kay knows ball
If that's your measure of greatness then isn't the goat Jamaal Charles?
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Jefferson’s for food + experience
Kansas peeps, is 23rd street brewery a good spot to watch the football game tonight?
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Casuals forgetting about @THEwillieCS15 in high school
Tallest WR in the HISTORY of FOOTBALL… 6-foot-10 high school football wide receiver
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Never wrong just early
Replying to @BlakeAHampton
3.08 - Drew Allar QB, Penn State This may be where my inexperience shines through but the guy is an elite prospect and 6’5 235 lbs and I watched some highlights and he looks like Josh Allen. With a superflex NFL League and 2 QB C2C I’m happy to have him
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Chris Olave 156 targets converted to 1,163 yards Yet he had 1,816 air yards Conversion efficiency etc etc You’re falling for rookie love and drafting the wrong Saints WR
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BYU offensive coordinator said LJ Martin is one of the best players on the team and is playing this year. I’m pretty happy with my scouting over the summer!
BYU freshman RB LJ Martin rushed for 2,137 yards and 23 touchdowns as a senior and 2,737 yards and 29 touchdowns as a junior in high school. Highest recruited RB to their school’s program and can catch too. I mean, maybe?
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When it costs $5,000 a year for kids in the USA to get quality coaching and development, it is the right conclusion to make we will never be good and it will just be a for-profit business here
We’re not some small country. This is why it’s ok to just come to the conclusion that maybe we’ll just never be good and that’s fine. I’ll still root and get swept up in WC. It just feels like the exact same hype/loss/convo about what went wrong every 4 years
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Blake retweeted
spent the whole week trolling USA fans saying they’re only good at the NFL and NBA, just for them to start moving like 2016-2017 Madrid on my tv screens
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Never seen so much performative activism in my whole damn life. Football fans are soft as fuck. Up the fucking saints. Time for our villain arc. #saintsfc
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If you aren’t from KC you will say Joes and Jack Stack. If you are from KC, you’ll know the answer is Slap’s and the original Q39
Spending a few day in Kansas City. Gimme some can't-miss spots to eat.
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If I told you that 75% of people who get an A in English go on to be great engineers would you say that being good at English means you’ll be a good engineer? Or that people good at school will be good engineers? Don’t make this mistake about certain stats for fantasy football
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"Film Watching" must be objectified in order to be analyzed. The best way to sharpen your eyes is to record your opinions. With this goal in mind, I lock all my Talent Grades when the draft starts. Here's a look at the backend of my Film Grading process:
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I used to be a man of strong analytical analysis and evaluation. Through my years of research, my biggest finding was no one gives a shit about stats, they just want you to confirm their biases. Remember this as you spend 500 hours making your draft capital heavy models
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The Eagles are those boomers you know who bought their house in 1973 for 8 strawberries
most expensive offensive lines in 2025: 1. $95.3M - Panthers 2. $81.5M - Chiefs 3. $67.7M - Giants 4. $66.1M - Bears 5. $64.4M - Vikings 6. $63.9M - Lions 7. $62.3M - Broncos 8. $61.4M - Commanders 9. $60.0M - Chargers 10. $58.5M - Titans 11. $58.5M - Falcons 12. $55.8M - Eagles 13. $52.4M - Texans 14. $51.9M - Bills 15. $51.4M - Browns 16. $49.1M - Rams 17. $48.8M - Cowboys 18. $48.0M - Colts 19. $46.9M - Patriots 20. $46.6M - Cardinals 21. $44.2M - Packers 22. $44.0M - 49ers 23. $43.8M - Saints 24. $42.0M - Jaguars 25. $39.5M - Jets 26. $38.8M - Bengals 27. $37.7M - Dolphins 28. $32.6M - Raiders 29. $31.0M - Buccaneers 30. $28.3M - Steelers 31. $23.0M - Seahawks 32. $19.8M - Ravens
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The Return of the Prodigal Son, by Guercino, 1651
What Dallas means to Luka 💙 77 reacts to the Mavs' tribute video for him ahead of his Dallas debut with the Lakers.
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People out here grinding tape to the point of almost losing their jobs so they can nail their 3rd round rookie pick. All for their $10 entry dynasty league they will leave in 2 years because of “too many leagues”. Tis the season
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Your green to red Microsoft excel linear regression model that is extremely heavily weighted with draft capital is going to feed families
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You could ignore your family for 4 months and grind film to subjectively decide Devin Neal over Tahj Brooks in the 3rd round of your rookie draft. Or, you could draft off of draft capital and situation and probably have an almost identical hit rate and your family won’t hate you
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