The first blade

The mark of Cain is my bitch.

I am just like Sam's dick. I kill everything I touch.

I'll stab you and steal yo girl. Then I'll stab her too because dean's addicted to killing

I vote to change my name to stabby mcstabberton

DEAN LOVE ME. IM NOT JUST A DILDO.

Cain is my true love.

IM JUST A POOR BLADE ONLY DEAN LOVES ME. IM JUST A POOR BLADE FROM A CRAZY BEE MAN.

I come with the mark. Just like Dean comes with pretty gay angel man.

I am teeth sword.

I may be old and dirty, but so was cas when he was in purgatory.

Tessa loved me so much she wanted me inside her. Wrong hole

I made your favorite character a demon. Ha ha.

Fancy ass

I am a fancy donkey bone according to Wikipedia.

Dean I am not castiel stop shoving me up your ass.

Dean uses me as a dildo.