Blog boy @palaceofpistons, beat-maker, Wine Boy, Eleanor Roosevelt lookalike. Putting thugs in ditches when my trigger finger itches.

Florence, Italy
Joined April 2008
"Brooke, fetch me my formal bandanna, I don't want to look silly in court."
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Great second quarter of basketball by the Celtics. If the first half of the first game of the NBA season was the NBA Finals, they’d be the champions right now, there’s no denying that.
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Nah go off gangster
Not saying anything not saying anything not saying anything not saying anything
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BUT IT DONT HURT EITHER WOOOOOO
Your refresher that Duncan Robinson isn’t just good because of his shooting
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Your refresher that Duncan Robinson isn’t just good because of his shooting
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Defensive downgrade from Tobias Harris to John Collins is pretty clear 26 minutes into the season
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This may be a more important year for JB Bickerstaff than originally anticipated
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Pistons far too sloppy with their offense and rebounding that entire first half, and it bit them in the end of the quarter
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John Collins please feel free to show up to the game at some point
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360 layyyy from Ausar 🤯
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I wake up every day and thank god I get to have a Thompson twin on my favorite basketball team
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Looks like the Pistons are serious about expanding Ausar’s on-ball responsibilities this year. Brilliant pass in transition to Collins
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I just want to personally thank Adam Silver for putting the Pistons opening night game at 9pm CEST so I can watch the game live. Truly a commissioner who cares about the fans!!
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Crazy to say, but this is the first Pistons season since I got my Twitter account in 2008 where Detroit has expectations of real success from day 1. Excited for another year following along with you sickos!!
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If you’re a team about to be relegated in Serie A why would you ever hire anyone other than Davide Nicola?
What a battle. What a win. #ArancioNeroVerde 🟠⚫🟢
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Never mind, I found it
I’m looking for this clip where a group of Dagestanis is debating Batman’s behaviour, but can’t find it
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oh, youvve read a few academic papers on the matter? cute. i have read over 100000 posts.
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Blog Boy Manipulator Jalen Duren, you’re hearing it more and more these days
youtu.be/-Fl5KX0BgZw?is=CDeh… New @PalaceOfPistons podcast! Come for our breakdown of the Pistons first preseason game, stick around to hear me accuse Jalen Duren of weaponizing therapy speak in order to gaslight the Pistons fanbase!
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youtu.be/-Fl5KX0BgZw?is=CDeh… New @PalaceOfPistons podcast! Come for our breakdown of the Pistons first preseason game, stick around to hear me accuse Jalen Duren of weaponizing therapy speak in order to gaslight the Pistons fanbase!
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October is shaping up to be a ridiculously stacked month for music
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