Mama to 2 little girls. Learning to cook and eat healthier and additive-free. I keep food fun by packing American-style bento lunches! And I suck at cooking.
Seattle area
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Thanks to @HiltonHotels policy, my kids and I are left stranded at a hotel we pre-paid for without being allowed to check in, because I’m not my husband and they won’t let him add me to the reservation without being here in-person. #thanksfornothing
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I just said “absoSmurfly” when responding to my child. #80skid #saturdaymorningcartoons @SmurfsMovie
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Are you facking kidding me @Starbucks?! I ordered coconut milk & no whip, saw her put whip cream on, sent it back, watched her scoop the whipped cream off the top and hand it back to me, like that won’t still leave me with stomach cramps and dairy symptoms all day?! #dairyallergy
The middle school class is doing a take on the #greatbritishbakingshow for distance learning today, but I think our continental cake will end up more like @NailedIt!
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Today is the 100th Anniversary of the United States 19th Amendment giving women the right to vote. Just as a comparison (& equally as abysmal a record) Canadian women were allowed to vote in 1916 so it’s been 104 years in Canada. What took so long in either case?🤷🏼♂️
Overheard my daughter saying to her online D&D group: “Don’t kill Benny! He’s our ally!” Awww, my sweet little gir.... “We can use him as a meat-shield later!” There she is. #ruthless #dungeonsanddragons
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When seat belts were first introduced in 1968, there were idiots who insisted they “infringed on their freedoms” and would physically cut them out of their cars. We make fun of those people now. Can you guess who we’ll be making fun of in 2072?
My kids (8 & almost-12) are excited for their first launch! We've thrown today's school-at-home schedule to the winds to watch the NASA livestream! #LaunchAmerica
My 11-year-old says if she was there with the astronauts right now, she'd say "Hi!" #launchamerica
Thank you @JamesGunn , for helping my grade-schooler learn money. I hear her whisper “But a quarter is only twenty-five...” while she’s doing her money worksheet during school-at-home!
It is making fractions a bit confusing though... “One fourth is a quarter? So it’s 25?” Lol!
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Captain’s Log: Stardate 4 of self imposed isolation. It’s Day 2 of the #LockdownLA. The emissaries have gotten used to my alien presence. I am as uninteresting to them as a🪑 They have gone off to defend their borders from invading 🐿’s. I’ve been forced to ration my 🍫 & 🥃.😳😢
Sibling hood: fighting over who gets to do the thing both of them were whining about not wanting to do 5 seconds ago.
I wonder if their are any young punks in my neighborhood I can annoy so they’ll TP my house... #coronapocolypse #TPShortage2020