Full time village idiot. alter ego- Captain Cunt

Joined December 2012
I wanna thank the town of Babylon for putting a half inch of salt on the streets for a snow flurry.
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This ain’t country…
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When the wife’s away the mice will play!
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Just a cheap Bluetooth grabber.
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The news said being outdoors all day today is the equivalent to smoking 6 cigarettes…. I ran outside!
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Cracker Jill...I'm OUT!!
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Nintendo says… even if you’re ugly and bald you can still be a winner! I want a Switch!!!
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I want to be like Mike...
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Justin Trudeau...
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Kangaroo fight...
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Where is the Nuget?
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I’m bored…
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I want a jukebox...
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Parental taser...
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Dating at Applebees...
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Sexy time over...
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