#Bitcoin Meme Department - Don’t trust, verify ☣️🚀🌕🍿 (Creator & Curator of Parody Memes) - Views are my own, and RT are not endorsements.

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Wow, this aged well...
The battle of narratives is going strong. Our countries are a recurring target. It is time to act to tell the stories that make us strong. Let’s live our own story! Protect what matters - our democracy.
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Replying to @Porsche
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After two years of development in stealth mode, incredibly excited to present this to the world, next week at @LuganoPlanB Forum!
Every mining site in the world is designed around the same box. What if it weren't? #BitcoinMining
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Übrigens: Herzlichen Glückwunsch an die Bitcoin-Community in Österreich @bitcoin_at, zur erfolgreichen Platzierung einer Satoshi-Statue in Wien. 👏👏👏
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Bitcoin's whitepaper has 8 references. Number 6 is Hashcash. In Lugano, @adam3us sits down with @AaronvanW who literally wrote the book on Bitcoin's origins, to tell the story from the cypherpunk mailing lists to today. "From Hashcash to Bitcoin: Adam Back's Cypherpunk Journey" Plan ₿ Forum, Palazzo dei Congressi 🎟️ planb.lugano.ch/planb-forum/…
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Last year @saifedean presented to us “ How Bitcoin Changes Economics” Watch the full talk 👇 Watch Saifedean again in 2 weeks 🇨🇭 📅 October 23–24, 2026 🎟️ Get your ticket now planb.lugano.ch
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Most apps announce new features with a changelog. We made a zombie film instead 🧟‍♂️
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12 years ago today, USD₮ was born. 🤘 A digital dollar. Built for traders, now used by 700+ million people. Twelve years. Unstoppable. Happy birthday, Tether.
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Best Bitcoin commercial I’ve recently seen
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USDT on Bitcoin. It's coming home
Spent an evening in Washington talking USDT on Bitcoin with @MorganStanley They invited me to dinner, where I caught up with @MergnerMS, Joe Medioli and a few people from the team I’ve known for quite some time We talked about @utexocom working with Morgan Stanley on USDT adoption on Bitcoin, both in Europe and globally
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Every year in Lugano, @Excellion lays out the roadmap for hyperbitcoinization. This October, he takes the stage at @LuganoPlanB for his keynote, "The Battle for the Future." See you there! 🇨🇭 🔥
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Elizabeth Stark is coming to Lugano. The Lightning Labs co-founder and CEO joins Plan ₿ Forum to talk Bitcoin scalability and the future of payments on Bitcoin. The current Peer Ticket price is available for just 4 more days. Secure your spot before the price increases.
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To those responsible for the theft of bitcoin from the Liquid Network: Blockstream will not pay a ransom for the return of stolen funds. Taking assets without authorization and withholding their return is a crime, not responsible disclosure. It is not white-hat activity. It is theft. We have engaged in good faith in an effort to secure the return of stolen user funds and protect the broader Bitcoin community. That effort should not be mistaken for acceptance of the actions taken nor of the terms being demanded. We will not be a party to the precedent that open-source software developed for the good of the Bitcoin community should subject its developers to paying a ransom that far exceeds their economic participation. Bitcoin is hard money and can’t be minted without costs, Bitcoin doesn’t haircut users to pay a ransom. To the Bitcoin community: We are fighting for what we believe in, for the users whose funds were taken, and for the principles on which Bitcoin was built. The community has demonstrated incredible resolve with teams of people dedicating their time in support of each other to identify and patch vulnerabilities in each other's products and systems. We are all driven by the mission that Bitcoin is the single best asset, for every person, company, and institution on the planet to invest, use, and build on. The world is a different place with the advancements of AI, and the Bitcoin community has responded with force to combat that threat. Damage has been done, battles have been lost, but on the whole the Bitcoin community is gaining ground in the war with bad actors. We want to thank the community for those efforts, for your support in hardening the network, helping users recover funds, and for your support in our assertion that crime does not deserve rewards. To those holding the stolen bitcoin: There is still an opportunity to resolve this responsibly. The bitcoin can be returned and we can revert to the standard of white-hat principals. However, if the funds are not returned, we will pursue every lawful avenue available to us. We will work with law enforcement, exchanges, service providers, forensic specialists, and other relevant parties to trace and recover the assets and identify those responsible. More importantly, Bitcoin is transparent by design and the community is made up of the most sophisticated engineers, cryptographers, and white-hat hackers globally. Transactions do not disappear, and neither does the evidence they leave behind. We will not pay for the return of stolen property. We will not abandon our users. The Bitcoin community will not stop pursuing the funds. Return the bitcoin.
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There is no second best.
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Update: 3,400 BTC of the roughly 4,000 BTC withdrawn on September 6 has been returned to the @Liquid_BTC Federation wallet. The return followed confirmation from @Blockstream that the affected bridge nodes have been patched. Approximately 598 BTC remains outstanding, and Blockstream continues to engage with the white-hat hackers. The network remains paused while Blockstream and Federation members make additional fixes and security improvements, resolve the chain split, and prepare for a safe restart. Liquid wallets and services will continue to be affected during this time. No user action is needed, and please do not send Bitcoin to Liquid peg-in addresses until we confirm the network has restarted. Our top priority remains resuming normal network operations safely. We appreciate your patience and will post updates here as the situation develops. You can monitor the remaining funds here: mempool.space/address/bc1ql4…
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The discussion between @Blockstream and the white-hat hacker (WHH) regarding the ~4000 BTC from @Liquid_BTC is happening in public. It seems to be their preference over email. As it's hard to follow the chain of messages in OP_RETURN, here's a summary with links. 11:30 AM PDT - WHH: "we are whitehats. contact us on chain" mempool.space/tx/c103de95817… 12:31 PM PDT - Blockstream: "Please contact [email protected]" mempool.space/tx/91271efcbb5… 6:49 PM PDT - Blockstream: [encrypted to hacker's key, PGP-signed by [email protected]] mempool.space/tx/bd81219691e… 7:20 PM PDT - WHH: "sending most back to bc1qdlld6antmv4xug242ed83q7k4rqw50cwfns38szx4qu2f4jwaxxsuhwxxr, is that ok" mempool.space/tx/3a3eac4a263… 8:27 PM PDT - WHH: "Please fix the bug first. The chain is under risk at latest commit right now. Make sure every node is patched. Then we will transfer the money back safely after confirming the fix." [+ PGP-encrypted details to Blockstream] mempool.space/tx/83825b2135d… 8:30 PM PDT - Blockstream: "Yes, thank you." (PGP-signed; answers the 7:20 question, not the 8:27 one — confirmed in the same block) mempool.space/tx/8a444eed65c… Status as of 9:12 PM PDT: ~3,998.5 BTC still unmoved, no further messages from either side. Hacker address: mempool.space/address/bc1ql4…
OP_RETURN thread continues.
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So I have to do 100 dice rolls for my X account now too?
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Replying to @Excellion
Tis is you @jerallaire, coming to today's @ChelseaFC game ?
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Remember FTX and all their splashy big money sponsorships? 🤔
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