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#Bitcoin Golfer

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Joined May 2014
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I was assigned this book ‘Resolved’ in college. These five points relating to the fall of the Roman Empire always stuck with me... 1. Housing bubble 2. Inflation 3. Gender 4. NFTs 5. Stimulus
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He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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How inflation works: In 2023, you weighed 200 lbs. In 2024, you gained 20 lbs (+10%) In 2025, you gained 20 lbs (+9.1%) In 2026, you gained 20 lbs (+8.3%) Government: "You're healthy! Weight gain is down!"
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🇷🇺🚨 Il se GAVE de VIAGRA pour un pari à 4 300$, tenir 12h au lit avec 2 femmes SANS s’arrêter, et finit par mourir d’une CRISE CARDIAQUE ! En février 2009, à Moscou, 2 femmes parient 4 300$ que Sergey Tuganov, un mécanicien de 28 ans, ne tiendra pas 12 heures au lit avec elles. Il accepte le défi. Pour tenir, il avale une bouteille entière de Viagra. Il va jusqu’au bout et remporte le pari. Mais quelques minutes plus tard, son cœur lâche et il meurt. (Fox News / The Sun)
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Damn I just gave myself diarrhea
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Inflation is so much more than what the government tells you.
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Shut up fag
Scottie being a dick to Cara Banks, who is always so in the players faces and .... WTF dude...chill.
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It never was 2%
BREAKING: Spot gold falls below $4,500/oz as Fed Chair Warsh says price stability is now the Fed's "predominant focus." 5 years later, and inflation is still not back below 2%. Inflation is the new normal.
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Find you a wife that can’t strangle the kids
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Am I scared we are going to shoot the most disgusting 72 of all time tomorrow? Maybe. Am I having thoughts that we are going wire to wire? Maybe. Anyways, dear 6lb 8oz baby Jesus, please let the hole look like a bucket & for us to rain birdies like 2015 Steph Curry
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Holy lost plot of a post bitch
When I promoted @Ledger as a self custody solution years ago, I got a mountain of criticism from Bitcoin puritan plebs and podcasters. They claimed it was a shitcoin company, and wasn’t secure because of that, and I was a “scammer” for recommending it. However, Ledger was and is a highly competent and technical organization with hundreds of employees. This was obvious to anyone with a couple brain cells. All while those same puritans were shilling an amateur solution built by 5 guys in a garage in Canada. But if you dared criticize cold card you’d have a legion of puritans shouting in your replies. No humility. All trust, and no verify. The opposite of what they preached. This is a wake up call that Bitcoin only or Bitcoin puritan companies often are of poorer quality than other crypto companies. The best of the best employees and most of the funding will go to companies that just focus on execution, not being virtuous. Finally, you don’t buy Apple products because they align with your political beliefs, you buy Apple because it’s built by a great company. Focus on competent companies, not virtuous ones. [I’m going to preemptively cover this before 80IQ plebs hit the replies: Ledger’s email database leaks are not even remotely equivalent to a catastrophic seed generation exploit]
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More than 50% of all dollars in existence were created after #bitcoin was created. More than half of all dollars were created in the last 17yrs. Highway robbery.
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Happen to see this at 39m… gonna do 39 min after work too
39 minutes is better than NO minutes at all. 👊🏼
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🚨#BREAKING: Somali flag stolen from Buffalo City Hall hours after it was raised for Somali Independence Day.
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stack real bitcoin, not that fake shit
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I think they may be related
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Anybody else watch the new Temu Kill Tony?!
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Kelby retweeted
We lost Aaron Ingalls (@BTCAaron) this weekend to brain cancer. He was a family man with three young children. While he was battling cancer Aaron and his wife started The Aaron Ingalls Foundation to help other families fighting the same battle. We pray for his soul and his family as they mourn his loss and celebrate his life. Cherish the time you have with loved ones. Rest easy, Double A.
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