Sadly, yes.
Silvergate is gone. Signature was shut on a Sunday.
Bank of America willfully broke the BSA for 7 years and paid a fraction of one quarter's profit.
Some institutions live above the law.
tftc.io/occ-debanking-report…
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I wrote code. Now I face 45 years in prison because others misused it.
Code that no one controls. Code that no one can change or shut down.
Yet somehow, I’m being held responsible for what others chose to do with it.
I feel like the whole BoA money laundering thing should be talked about, but what's left to say?
I spent a year in prison for not filling out a form around selling Bitcoin and got in trouble because someone two degrees separate from me allegedly used it to launder funds. The amount in question was around $30k.
BoA launders $5b and has to give one fifth of it back to the government. No jail for anyone.
This is America.
Bank of America just paid $1.2 billion for willfully violating the Bank Secrecy Act, failing to report $5B+ in suspicious transactions tied to money laundering networks over 7 years.
No one is going to jail. They booked the fine as a line item and sent $8.3 billion back to shareholders in the same quarter.
Meanwhile Keonne Rodriguez and Bill Hill, the founders of Samourai Wallet, are sitting in federal prison for building non-custodial software that never touched a dime of anyone's money. FinCEN itself said Samourai wasn't a money transmitter. Prosecutors charged them anyway.
BofA is a licensed money transmitter that willfully broke the law for years and walked. Two developers who wrote open source code got caged.
Two-tier justice system. Be aware, freaks.
As CZ said, "Life isn't fair."
Move on and make the most of it. I really liked that advice.
Bank of America's punishment for willfully breaking the Bank Secrecy Act: a $1.2B "Regulatory Settlement Charge."
It made $8.1B ex-fine in the quarter.
Samourai's devs got 5 and 4 years for software that never touched a dime.
🔗 tftc.io/bank-of-america-fine…
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Exactly.
Very difficult.
I can buy equities with a couple of clicks...
Bitcoin self-custody isn’t really that hard (2026 edition)
- Buy 3 different hardware devices.
- Have them mailed using fake names.
- Deliver to a random P.O. Box.
- Disassemble each one.
- Inspect them for manipulation.
- Review the device firmware with SI.
- Roll dice 100x for sufficient entropy.
- Pound each seed phrase into metal.
- Geographically distribute them.
- Download a desktop wallet.
- Pray your PC isn’t compromised.
- Generate a receive address.
- Send your entire life savings in one go.
- Sweat bullets for 10-30 min.
- Tell no one you did any of this.
- Fear being wrench attacked forever.
- Make fun of others who don’t self custody
Why isn’t everyone doing this?
"We should behave as if elliptic curve cryptography will eventually be broken and build new cryptographic primitives to head off that reality."
@MartyBent and @JohnArnoldTen31 on the AI-breaks-Bitcoin FUD and why the right response is preparation, not panic.
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Rant alert...
There is a serious problem with the "new left" and we are absolutely at war with them. This is a fight over freedom, free speech and the right to live as free people without their permission.
The old left cared about workers rights and working people having a fair crack. This nasty new left, the projecting fascists, want complete control. They don’t want to win the argument, they don't really want to have the argument and they certainly want to make sure you’re not allowed to have it.
They demand tolerance while trying to destroy anyone who disagrees with them. They will harass you, threaten you and attack you, even kill you.
They hate freedom, they hate free speech, they hate people being successful and they want to steal your property, all of it.
They hate the country, they hate you but secretly they also hate themselves. They are losers individually, so they have to collectively destroy things as a sign of success.
They are the architects of decline. Arrogantly confident in their beliefs, but too stupid to read history or understand incentives, trade-offs and consequences.
They will destroy everything, given the chance.
Don’t let them win.
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Having been the only country to dox all known crypto holders to organised crime groups, France now wants a list of everyone holding €100k+ of Bitcoin in self-custody
If you don't declare it: €10,000 fine
If you do declare it: Wrench attack / kidnapping
Can't make it up
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My friend @HeyTaiZen discovered this like 6 months ago, he called me about it back in August or early September and was complaining how @Ledger is ignoring his findings as he did his best to warn the company.
* I had no proof personally so going public on my end would have been a bit irresponsible.
To this day leger remains one of the least user friendly & irresponsible wallet companies that I have never recommended and never will!
Freedom of Religion under attack. The 'state' is maniacal.
Now the truth finally comes out that the state of New York wants the Amish people‘s properties and land so they can build their data centers. How disgusting 🤮
 The Amish of Central New York told the seditious Governor Kathy Hochul they would pack up, abandon their farms and leave if the Governor tried forcing vaccines on their children. The Governor fined them over $100,000 and demanded they comply anyway.
When the Amish decided to fight back, taking the wicked Governor to court, Hochul's minion Senator Fahy drew up even more legislation to pressure them to leave, attacking their children again, this time through an anti-homeschooling bill.
Tens of thousands of acres of cleared Amish farmland are at stake. The Amish have spent decades clearing their land by hand and horse. The hard work has been done.
But if the Governor has her way, the Amish will be forced to sell that cleared land to the solar farms and data centers knocking on the doors for it.
Who will help the Amish stand up to this maniacal Governor? We need to expose this on social media and we need to get the right people involved to represent the Amish and help them fight This evil demonic power and control of New York. 
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Now make them scared to self custody so we can get the Bitcoin centralized in our control.
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I think hardware wallet / security hardware market will bifurcate:
(1) Domestically manufactured, open source hardware with hardcore tamper detection, supply chain validation checks, reproducible builds, security certifications – basically if you open up the device it will brick or wipe. And shipped directly from factory to customer. That's where we are (and where we are heading) with @FoundationHQ Passport devices.
(2) @SeedSigner-style DIY hardware for power users so you can meticulously inspect each piece of hardware and build it yourself.
And ideally multi-vendor multisig with both kinds of devices together for maximum protection and to balance tradeoffs.
There's no room for hardware that is made in China/Asia, sold through sketchy resellers, doesn't have tamper detection, and isn't open source. I'm referring to Ledger of course and all the China options (OneKey, Keystone, etc).
It's also time for legitimate security certifications and higher standards for hardware makers, as mentioned by @c7five of Kraken.
We at Foundation will rise to the challenge 🫡🇺🇸
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To hell with the Ledger drama. Free the Samourai Wallet developers. That's what really matters.
Sign the petition right now!
change.org/billandkeonne
#FreeSamourai
#PardonSamourai
To hell with the Coldcard drama. Free the Samourai Wallet developers. That's what really matters.
change.org/billandkeonne
#FreeSamourai
#PardonSamourai
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My point of view is simple.
To the degree that self custody is likely always going to be complex, difficult and require a significant knowledge base we should be open and honest about that.
What we shouldn’t be doing is going around screeching about our dice rolls, our clear case or our favorite collaborative custody provider being the perfect solution to xyz self custody attack vector.
There are trade offs for every custody solution.
It’s best we reset the culture a bit by discussing them openly and honestly without coloring them with ideology.
If everyone is having too much fun screeching about their thing being the best though than please be my guest…

























