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Joined August 2020
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Bitcoin is cheese
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me after getting kicked out of chili's for being "too intoxicated"
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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I can't even believe it
My deepest apologies for my set and sound at head trip. I was having a nightmare myself up there and hate how bad that was for everyone in the crowd. No excuses , will take the L and make a lesson of it.
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Good news and bad news. The bad news: No @Ledger devices at this location. Not because they were recalled, but because they've apparently been out of stock for a while. The shop is closed now, but tomorrow I'll investigate the Luxembourg City branch and the nearest one across the German border. The investigation continues. The good news: @JWWeatherman_'s Yeti Cold supply chain remains completely unaffected. 😂
Part 3: Asked the clerk about @Ledger. He had no idea what I was talking about, but assured me there was a shelf “dédié aux cryptomonnaies.” I've now walked every aisle of this godforsaken shop twice without finding it. Currently waiting for the boss man to solve the mystery. The good news? Apparently, they're not exactly flying off the shelves. 😂
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₿ Sam 🧀 retweeted
Bitcoin summer 2012 had vibes.
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someone was supposed to be out there verifying stuff not me, but someone
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Love it, deep stare directly into the camera. Makes you fall into a deep trance of how you can help this poor girl buy bitcoin. Send her all your sats lads, i just emptied my bank account and withdrawled it from my exchange directly into her wallet. Like a 👑
Gonna be 18 in a few months!! Which exchange should I buy my #BTC from??? 🤯🤪 @Coinbase? @Binance? @CashApp? #BTC 🧡
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We made a short visual explainer to help people understand the Coldcard bug, and what it means for the security of affected wallets. Bitcoin's entire security model depends on a user's ability to select astronomically large numbers from a truly random set. If you imagine every possible Bitcoin private key as individual atoms, when a private key is generated properly, the pool of possibilities is so large that it's like an attacker is hunting for one specific atom hidden somewhere across 2 billion galaxies. No classical computer could ever search that many possibilities. Unfortunately, affected Coldcard firmware drew its seeds from a much smaller, more predictable pool. If every possible Coldcard private key was an atom, the possible set of keys would only be about the size of a large virus. In comparison, a standard computer could work through that space in just a few hours. Our video helps visualize what this difference looks like, we hope this is helpful for everyone to establish the importance of true entropy in key generation. We are deeply sorry for anyone who lost funds to this bug. We know several people that were personally affected, including members of the BPI team. Losing funds after working hard protect your wealth is extremely difficult. We are developing a set of policy reflections based on this vulnerability that we hope to publish as soon as possible.
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How it felt sending the last transaction of out my coldcard at the start of this drainage
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Just putting it out there. I’m not one of the tech guys, but I’m here if you were affected by this attack and you need someone to talk to.
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The idea that we were plugging this stupid fucking piece of shit into a 9 volt battery in order to mitigate extremely esoteric NSA level electromagnetic attacks meanwhile it had worse entropy than a fucking trezor one is just… bro WTF are we kidding with this shit???!
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₿ Sam 🧀 retweeted
vibe coded a live dashboard to track drained BTC from coldcards 🔎 coldcard-watch.vercel.app
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checking in on a friend he seems to be taking the news well, all things considered
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Now I have to dig up the steel reinforced concrete tomb I put my seed phrase in so I can move my stack. Unreal.
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₿ Sam 🧀 retweeted
Australian comedian @LisaJaneSpencer has been fired after a far-left doxxing campaign over this skit where she mocked indigenous identity fraud by pretending to have "transitioned" into an aboriginal.
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₿ Sam 🧀 retweeted
Justin Trudeau is the only man alive that could make banging Katy Perry look gay
Katy Perry calls former PM Justin Trudeau “the love of my life”
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Replying to @zarahussain999
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A few more UFC 6 updates -soundtrack will primarily be Owl City/The Wiggles -early add on of Laura Sanko is confirmed (as a fighter) -one lucky pre-ordering customer will get an ai thank you message from Dana White
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₿ Sam 🧀 retweeted
Aaron Rose Philip, the first Black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy signed to a major modeling agency, arriving at the Met Gala.
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Motorists can access ultra-cheap fuel with billionaire Adrian Portelli unveiling his first discount petrol station in Melbourne. The rewards club king is offering his members unleaded fuel for $1 a litre ahead of a national rollout. @tyra_stowers #adrianportelli #fuel #petrol #preston #melbourne
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