Jess

You can’t forget the Mermaid Thing with Jess.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

*flips my hair behind my shoulder* Duh. *laughs hard*

Me neither.

*laughs hard, cause this is what I am wearing minus the head scarf.* Sexy and I know it.

He’s good and he’s bad and he’s all that I’ve got. Oh Lord, Oh Lord, I’m begging you please Don’t take that sinner from me. The Civil Wars - Devil's Backbone youtu.be/YTb6MoMLvcY

*dresses like a mermaid*

In all fairness to the year of drunk, it -was- too damn long. This is precise! To the point. *Laughs*

SO ANNOYING!! xitter.cf/VivaciousDani/status/8…

I'm a Bitch. *laughs*

Ha! There are moments when I might wear this fin. xitter.cf/PiscesAreUs/status/886…

I'm sure there are tweets within the porn, but I cant find them. *kinda looking but mostly stuck on porn*

Lesson postoned, hopefully not before it's too late. *chuckles and blows kisses* G'night.

I'd only scar them with hard facts. Anything wrong with that, @PeterKnowsShit @VivaciousDani ? And maybe a mermaid reference or two...

Who does!? Does someone need a sex talk?

I'm cold. Someone should make a bonfire.

*heads back to the back to moon tan* Later!